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DVF
Skeptic Friend
USA
96 Posts |
 Posted - 02/11/2002 : 13:18:19
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It may be the scientific find of the century! Probably not though.
I just moved from Connecticut to Mississippi. While I find that the majority of my new neighbors are nice, intelligent people who have been very friendly and welcoming, I have discovered that around 10% actually are members of a distinct evolutionary divergence. I have chosen to name them Bubba Sapiens. Not so much a branch on the evolutionary ladder, they're more of genetic split end.
I've taken on the task of documenting the social characteristics of this fascinating race. My first 2 articles are finished. Anyone interested can check back here in the next few days for the URL where they can be found.
Um... Is that my beer?
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2002 : 11:25:12 [Permalink]
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My AF tech school was at Keesler AFB in Biloxi. I've seen many of these bubba sapiens myself. You can actually learn a lot. For example, when your car finally dies, you probably have it towed to a junkyard, right? Bet you never thought of using it as lawn ornamentation.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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Donnie B.
Skeptic Friend
417 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2002 : 15:01:08 [Permalink]
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Actually, the trick is to sell your car to a bubba sapiens before it has to be towed to the junkyard...
-- Donnie B.
Brian: "No, no! You have to think for yourselves!" Crowd: "Yes! We have to think for ourselves!" |
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
257 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2002 : 15:08:39 [Permalink]
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Mention your car is dead, and they'll come and get it!
"Thers still lotsa good parts on it, y'know. Hell, gotta couple tousand miles on them tires stil! Mind if I tow it over to my place?"
I'm stumblin through the parking lot of an invisible 7-eleven. ZZ-Top |
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