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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 02/22/2002 : 16:54:41 [Permalink]
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Oh my heart. Oh my beating heart.
Garrette, you bastard, do not respond to topics like this!
*Sulks*
You scared me.
Right, congratulations all!
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 02/22/2002 : 22:33:23 [Permalink]
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Just got married. Was supposed to get married at Parrothead's in Key West by a naval captain on New Year's Eve. Due to boat sinking, the flu, a death in the family, bad weather, a maid of honor who had to work, and huge fight with my fiancee, I ended up getting married Jan. 2nd in Phillipe Park at the edge of Tampa Bay next to an Indian Burial Mound by a notary public in the wind and rain and cold with a bridesmaid named Chuck. No mention of God or religion in the ceremony... Thinking about calling Sally Jesse and getting on one of her wedding disaster shows.
A colder place I've never known, than with someone but yet alone.
The boat SANK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Man, that is one heckuva omen. Or maybe your marriage has been pre-disastered.
The boat sank! Val???? That's what you thought of as an omen? Sheesh. The fact that he had a fight with his fiancee, that didn't cross your mind?
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 22:40:25 [Permalink]
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Oh my heart. Oh my beating heart.
Garrette, you bastard, do not respond to topics like this!
*Sulks*
You scared me,
I'm sorry Xev. Maybe it's none of my business since you are talking to Garrette but I don't get the meaning of your post. Could you please explain?
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
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Posted - 02/23/2002 : 12:47:16 [Permalink]
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First marriage was one of those big fancy expensive affairs.
Second was on a boat on the Whitehorse River in the Yukon. MUCH better.
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 16:49:53 [Permalink]
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Snake - ah, I flirt with everyone. But *sniffles* Garrette had better not be married. Hence, to have a story to share.
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 23:56:03 [Permalink]
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Snake - ah, I flirt with everyone. But *sniffles* Garrette had better not be married. Hence, to have a story to share.
Oh, I C. Sounded like you were angry. LOL, funny way to flirt.
He's a good age, I like younger men. I like his hobbies, hum....move over X. The only rule I have about married men is, if I don't know the wife, he's fair game, heh, he. Otherwise if I've met her, I think it's only fair not to interfere.
Good luck X.
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2002 : 08:06:48 [Permalink]
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hum....move over X
*Rolls up sleeves*
Is that so, Snake? Is that so?
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 03:22:14 [Permalink]
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hum....move over X
*Rolls up sleeves*
Is that so, Snake? Is that so?
*Putting on gloves*
But 1st, don't you think we ought to find out what he looks like before this goes too far. I'm very shallow, if he's not cute, you can have him.
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Garrette
SFN Regular
USA
562 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 07:28:53 [Permalink]
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Oh my heart. Oh my beating heart.
Garrette, you bastard, do not respond to topics like this!
*Sulks*
You scared me.
I'm touched, Xev, really really touched. You know that since our weekend in French Lick you're my absolute one-and-only, don't you?
(For the uncultured out there: French Lick, Indiana, is an absolute primo lovebird spot just ask any hick from these parts thankyouverymuchandohyesLarryBird'sfromtheretoosostopmaligningtheplacewillya)
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Snake - ah, I flirt with everyone.
WHAT?!! What of our vow of exclusivity? What of our protestations of absolute love and fidelity? What of our frequent flier miles?
Oh, wait. I forgot for a moment that I like this about you. Carry on.
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Oh, I C. Sounded like you were angry. LOL, funny way to flirt.
He's a good age, I like younger men. I like his hobbies, hum....move over X. The only rule I have about married men is, if I don't know the wife, he's fair game, heh, he. Otherwise if I've met her, I think it's only fair not to interfere.
Good luck X.
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*Rolls up sleeves*
Is that so, Snake? Is that so?
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*Putting on gloves*
But 1st, don't you think we ought to find out what he looks like before this goes too far. I'm very shallow, if he's not cute, you can have him.
How thrilling. An electronic courtship duel, and me as the subject.
>>pulling out calculator to determine if a compromise is possible: let's see, one homosexual, one heterosexual, one bisexual.....if we assume as a mathematical hypothesis that a bisexual is equivalent to one homosexual and one heterosexual, then I think it might work, so long as we watch the angles....
Oh, and, Snake? I'm veeeeeery cute...
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 13:08:45 [Permalink]
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(For the uncultured out there: French Lick, Indiana, is an absolute primo lovebird spot just ask any hick from these parts
Ignore him. He's too cheap to take me to Tahiti.
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pulling out calculator to determine if a compromise is possible: let's see, one homosexual, one heterosexual, one bisexual.....if we assume as a mathematical hypothesis that a bisexual is equivalent to one homosexual and one heterosexual, then I think it might work, so long as we watch the angles....
I am not angular, I am curvacious. And you forgot to factor in the cube root of the conic section of a triangle. :D
My, we have gone off topic.
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Garrette
SFN Regular
USA
562 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 13:18:48 [Permalink]
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(For the uncultured out there: French Lick, Indiana, is an absolute primo lovebird spot just ask any hick from these parts
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Ignore him. He's too cheap to take me to Tahiti.
Nah. I just know Tahiti isn't worthy of your presence. French Lick on the other hand....
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I am not angular, I am curvacious. And you forgot to factor in the cube root of the conic section of a triangle. :D
You may remind me of anything forgotten at your leisure.
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But to get back to the OP, and to provide more palpitations to Xev:
I was married in a Roman Catholic church by a priest. Full vows, the works. Outdoor reception on the hottest day of the year.
I was divorced through the mail.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 14:32:32 [Permalink]
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Just got married. Was supposed to get married at Parrothead's in Key West by a naval captain on New Year's Eve. Due to boat sinking, the flu, a death in the family, bad weather, a maid of honor who had to work, and huge fight with my fiancee, I ended up getting married Jan. 2nd in Phillipe Park at the edge of Tampa Bay next to an Indian Burial Mound by a notary public in the wind and rain and cold with a bridesmaid named Chuck. No mention of God or religion in the ceremony... Thinking about calling Sally Jesse and getting on one of her wedding disaster shows.
A colder place I've never known, than with someone but yet alone.
The boat SANK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Man, that is one heckuva omen. Or maybe your marriage has been pre-disastered.
The boat sank! Val???? That's what you thought of as an omen? Sheesh. The fact that he had a fight with his fiancee, that didn't cross your mind?
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Nope. Relationship fights happen all the time. It rather mundane. I was attempting to bring a "doomed by the Gods" aspect. (Toungue in cheek of course)
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 14:35:24 [Permalink]
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My first one was on April 10th. The same day the Titanic sailed to America and didn't quite make it.
So you're, like, 100 years old?
My kids still love me.
Garrette, you silly human, same day of the year over 80 years difference. You can be so literal sometimes.
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2002 : 19:15:53 [Permalink]
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...I was married in a Roman Catholic church by a priest. Full vows, the works. ... I was divorced through the mail.
Gorsh...this is almost exactly my experience too...except it was 'divorced and taken to the cleaners'. |
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 01:21:35 [Permalink]
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Nope. Relationship fights happen all the time. It rather mundane. I was attempting to bring a "doomed by the Gods" aspect. (Toungue in cheek of course)
I C. True, fights happen but I was thinking, one fight and I'm outa there, no point in trying to get together after that so the boat sinking or the god dooming anything is incidental.
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