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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
 Posted - 02/21/2002 : 11:20:29 [Permalink]
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So basically when they fail to show, they were really just hiding behind the clouds?
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There is no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've known. Sagan |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 11:40:19 [Permalink]
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quote:
But we all should get ready; it's going to happen today!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020220/od_nm/ufo_dc_1
I love it!
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"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
Brother Dave Gardner
Dude,
Did you check out her website? She does intuitive readings. That's like tarot without having to buy the deck. She a recording artist and loonier than a bedbug.
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Lars_H
SFN Regular
Germany
630 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 14:06:18 [Permalink]
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Oh my Goddess! It is far worse accoding to her bio she is a:
- Angelic/UFO Contactee
- Transformational Therapist
- Certfied Clinical Hypnotherapist
- Clairaudient/Clairsentient Intuitive
- Licensed Massage Therapist
- Guest Lecturer
- Recording Artist
If that is her singing on the vidoe that you can download from her site, and it is any indication of her other talents I would not worry to much about any UFO's over Salt Lake City.
Why don't those aliens or deitys never appear to sane and credible people?
On the onther hand if something appears over the olympic games, you can be sure of two things.
1. Uri Geller will see it on TV and claim to have caused it.
2. People in military uniforms with explicit orders regarding unidentified aircrafts that should not be anywhere near possible terrorism targets will act accordingly.
Wich brings us to the conclusion, that Uri Geller wil start an interstellar war. I hope she is wrong.
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2002 : 15:08:48 [Permalink]
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Slow news day for Reuters, apparently.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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Garrette
SFN Regular
USA
562 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 04:15:09 [Permalink]
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Mmmmmmmm...........codswallop.......mmmmmmmmm
My kids still love me. |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 05:54:32 [Permalink]
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Wow! I'm not sure if this lady is trying to get an invitation to the Letterman Show, she's completely lost it, or she's the world's most naive dreamer, but I had a great time with her photos.
For one thing, 'merkabah' must really mean, "Oh, damn! I should have learned my lesson about buying cheap, off brand lenses, and leaving my lens hood at home with my cleaning cloth." She says it isn't lens flare, and I'm really Howard Hughs' only real heir! How stupid does she think we are? The entire image is degraded by flare, and the lens is obviously uncoated, and cheaply made. My guess would be a low end Vivitar medium zoom, or the camera is a thirty dollar point and shoot. Plus, the mid day sun is just above and right of each 'merkabah' shot.
Now, for the first two angel shots; the pillars are a result of the same lens, but these shots show what happens when you actually get that tricky little sun in the shot.
The shot that accompanies her head shot on the first page shows what happens if you screw up and take an accidental picture of glare on the surface of her lake in Utah, and then put the photo in a photo editing program and change the background color. You get...ah,...something!
The UFO pics...Well, they speak for themselves, or should I say they don't speak for themselves. In the words or title of Shakespeare, it's "Much Ado About Nothing"
As far as the rest of the photos go, she may want to know that a whole lot of cameras have little buttons on them that release the film advance so you can take multiple exposures. Like, nobody's been to the Space Needle! And, I'm a 87 year old pregnant father, and a virgin to boot! Somebody's sure as hell been to the Space Needle, unless some little vixen of an alien or an angel that is supposed to have caused the image to appear, has a fettish for phallic buildings. Man, there's at least three exposures in that shot.
I wonder if anyone buys her nonsense. The woman is nuts. Either she really believes her crap, and her medication is wearing off, or she thinks it is great hoax work, in which case her medication wore off long ago.
Sobriety is a bitch!
"The Constitution ..., is a marvelous document for self-government by Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society." P. Robertson |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 06:49:10 [Permalink]
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Ah well, I've heard nothing about UFOs visiting the Olympics on the predicted date, so I must assume their ships have a cloaking device. Very clever. And sneaky.
On the other hand, perhaps they are boycotting it due to, hell, I dunno. Something political, probably.
And on the third hand......CODSWALLOP!!
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"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 08:21:29 [Permalink]
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The aliens found out that the french skating judge was suspended, ruining their chances for a gold medal.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 08:59:59 [Permalink]
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Uh, yeah, sorry guys, they crashed my house party and couldn't make it to the Olympics.
*Xev surveys the mess*
Sigh, this is worse than when Cthulu showed up and ate half the guests. At least there wasn't much to clean up.
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PhDreamer
SFN Regular
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 15:21:41 [Permalink]
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Uh, yeah, sorry guys, they crashed my house party and couldn't make it to the Olympics.
*Xev surveys the mess*
Sigh, this is worse than when Cthulu showed up and ate half the guests. At least there wasn't much to clean up.
Thanks for the invite, ingrate.
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 16:25:50 [Permalink]
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Yeah right, you'd probably book as soon as you came to.
I mean, work and dealing with hungover Centurians* all day.
But they managed to convince** me to throw another on Saturday night.
So, you are all invited.
*Yeah, it's a star, not a planet. So shoot me.
**I always wanted a laser cannon for tailgaters....
Thought constitutes the greatness of man -Pascal |
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Physiofly
Skeptic Friend
USA
90 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 18:02:29 [Permalink]
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I can hear the Russians now,
"We believe our inability to see the UFO is another conspiracy by the international Olympic committee. We demand a revisitation."
"Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint." - Mark Twain |
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
257 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 12:50:36 [Permalink]
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Xev, dit Cthulu eat the top half or the bottom half of your guests?
I'm stumblin through the parking lot of an invisible 7-eleven. ZZ-Top |
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lpetrich
Skeptic Friend
USA
74 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2002 : 11:12:06 [Permalink]
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quote:
Lars_H:
Why don't those aliens or deitys never appear to sane and credible people?
[b]Excellent point![/i] 
In the recent confrontation between India and Pakistan over Kashmir, President Bush and Prime Minister Blair sent diplomats to the leaders of India and Pakistan. They did not send their diplomats to some nobodies in out-of-the-way places in those two countries, and then wonder why the message didn't get through.
A "real" god or alien would have contacted our leaders [b]directly{/b]. That means go right up to them and talk to them as if one was one of their colleagues.
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