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dimossi
Skeptic Friend
USA
141 Posts |
 Posted - 02/22/2002 : 13:29:30
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While reading this article about Bush's question-and-answer session at a university in China, I started pondering what question might I ask Bush if given the opportunity. Would I ask about his overzealous faith, his lack of linguistic skills, or his poor foreign policy and geographical knowledge? Would I ask him about the Enron situation, how a "spiritual shield" is supposed to work, or what is the correct way to swallow a pretzel. So many choices and only one question. That's tough.
I am withholding my choice for the one question I would ask Bush until I give it further thought and hear some of your answers.
If you could ask Bush one question, what would it be?
"Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy." [Carl Sagan]
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 15:18:35 [Permalink]
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"Have you stopped beating your wife, yet?"
Sorry. it's the first thing popped into my admittedly nasty mind. Maybe I'll think of a better one later.
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"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
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PhDreamer
SFN Regular
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 15:18:45 [Permalink]
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Laws of Thermodynamics:
1. You cannot win.
2. You cannot break even.
3. You cannot stop playing the game. |
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Tokyodreamer
SFN Regular
USA
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 22:10:33 [Permalink]
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quote:
If you could ask Bush one question, what would it be?
Before I read your post and only the question my 1st thought was to say:
Why the fuck are you such a moron? If I could follow that up with another question I'd ask:
IF you supposedly went to a top college then why can't you speak proper English?
But Dim, I like your inquiry about the pretzel almost as much. Even if it might have been a cover up or conspiracy.
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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PhDreamer
SFN Regular
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2002 : 22:12:28 [Permalink]
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TD, try typing my quoted question into www.ask.com
Laws of Thermodynamics:
1. You cannot win.
2. You cannot break even.
3. You cannot stop playing the game.
Edited by - PhDreamer on 02/22/2002 22:13:02 |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 04:09:02 [Permalink]
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Why I'd very politely ask in my best Texas accent, "How much did your Daddy pay someone to go to that fancy Ivy League School for your dear self?" But maybe, I'd be better off asking Jeb, though. Dubya may not have understood the question. So, maybe, I'd ask him if he really hit the snow, was it considered inhaling.
"The Constitution ..., is a marvelous document for self-government by Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society." P. Robertson |
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seb
New Member
France
40 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 05:03:42 [Permalink]
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I have got one:
Will you equipe the US army with the same bike than Mola omar used to escape from the US army?
Or may be not, that would be a good way for him to justify military budget increase.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2002 : 06:36:59 [Permalink]
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Ya know, I think I might ask,"After all of the 'We're not gonna rest until we smoke out the evil doers,' why aren't bin Ladin's Omar's, et al heads on stakes on the White House lawn?
I don't see no evil doers smoked out. All I see in a bunch Muslim grunts in the Gitmo Gulag.
Huh, Dub? Tell me 'bout it.
f
"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
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