|
|
|
fair_game_242424
New Member
1 Post |
 Posted - 02/26/2002 : 12:23:09
|
The bible does not promote nazism, abortion, pornography, etc. The Bible is the written word of God and I will not stand for people that disregard that he created us all. He is the creater, so face it! Or face the consequences when you reach the firey pits of hell where he will show no mercy for you. There you will spend eternity in anguish. I hope that you will repent your sins and ask Christ in your heart to forgive you. Dawn, Ihope for your sake that you will accept the glories of God and not reject him and spit in his face after all he has done for you. I don't see how anybody could forgive you. Although I know he will becuase he says that in the Bible, or did you miss that part. Why don't you do me a favor and read the whole thing so that you can have a better understanding on what it ACTUALLY says.
|
|
|
Mespo_man
Skeptic Friend
USA
312 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 12:37:10 [Permalink]
|
*tap* *tap* *puff* *puff* TESTING...TESTING.
Is this mike on? Someone mind telling me what's going on? 
(:raig
|
 |
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 12:43:49 [Permalink]
|
quote:
*tap* *tap* *puff* *puff* TESTING...TESTING.
Is this mike on? Someone mind telling me what's going on?
(:raig
Not a freakin clue. What firey pits? While I was gone last month, @tomic left the damn sprinkler system on. To top that off, Slater used the last of the lighter fluid to get the barbeque going, and Trish let the dog pee all over the brimstone! I'll never get this place re-lit.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
|
|
|
Garrette
SFN Regular
USA
562 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 12:53:44 [Permalink]
|
Ummmm.....fair_game?
What parts do you think we haven't read?
I had a believer friend tell me once "Yeah, I knooooow, you're an AAAAtheist, because you STUUUUUdied the BIIIIIble and ANALYZED GOD!" (Emphasis his).
He got even more mad when I said I never analyzed god. I tried to find god and couldn't so I analyzed what was said about god. Conclusion: god ain't there.
Don't fret, though. Lisa hosts a mean party in gehenna (as soon as Slater gets the bbq going)
{Edited to correct misspellings put there by Satan. Lisa did you invite Satan to the party? Man, he's a wild man at parties...}
My kids still love me.
Edited by - Garrette on 02/26/2002 12:55:12 |
|
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:02:34 [Permalink]
|
quote:
{Edited to correct misspellings put there by Satan. Lisa did you invite Satan to the party? Man, he's a wild man at parties...}
My kids still love me.
No, I don't invite him anymore. You know what he's like after a few Bahama Mamas. You'd think someone with horns would know better than to wear lampshades. And those cloven hooves absolutely destroyed the hardwood flooring.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
|
|
|
@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:31:31 [Permalink]
|
This topic is in answer to a parody Tommy and Dawn Huxley did a couple years ago.
http://www.skepticfriends.org/dawnbadfruit.asp
What the topic starter failed to get was that this is a parody meant to illustrate how easy it is to take pot shots at something.
So we have someone come in and threaten them with eternal damnation for the ever-popular God of Love. Go figure.
@tomic
Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law! |
|
|
|
Mespo_man
Skeptic Friend
USA
312 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:47:32 [Permalink]
|
quote:
This topic is in answer to a parody Tommy and Dawn Huxley did a couple years ago
Couple of YEARS ago???
What great timing. H.G. Wells "Time Machine" is coming out March 9th, I believe.
fair_game & surge are doing promos for the movie, right? 
(:raig |
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:47:50 [Permalink]
|
Lisa, you really need to train that three headed thing much better. I mean, come on I was only a little tied up (literally). Someone was having some fun. It just couldn't wait the extra two minutes. Really.
But, Lisa, he was so much fun. I thought the lampshades on the horns was pretty funny myself. So what if he sticks his horns sideways through the things. I mean, it's not like they don't occasionally catch fire anyway.
---
There is no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've known. Sagan |
|
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:54:38 [Permalink]
|
quote:
But, Lisa, he was so much fun. I thought the lampshades on the horns was pretty funny myself. So what if he sticks his horns sideways through the things. I mean, it's not like they don't occasionally catch fire anyway.
Fine. Next time you invite him. I think his "pull my finger" gag is getting a little old.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
|
|
|
@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 13:54:39 [Permalink]
|
Yes a couple of years ago, but it's still available for reading. I wonder why the topic starters had nothing to say about the blatant lies the ICR put on the wall plaque that Bible's Bad Fruits parodies.
I am guessing that they feel lying is OK as long as it's for God.
@tomic
Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law! |
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 14:09:08 [Permalink]
|
quote:
Fine. Next time you invite him. I think his "pull my finger" gag is getting a little old.
Lisa
He has agreed to only do that in the brimstone proofed areas. Yeesh!
Don't tell me you let him try it in the living room again. You're neighbors didn't like our little hellish party the last time, but at least yours are farther away than mine.
Besides he's promised to make the wench next door sell.
---
There is no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've known. Sagan |
|
|
|
Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 14:33:52 [Permalink]
|
What have you been concentrating and inhaling, fair game?
And, you may not stand for us, but I doubt you could make any man 'stand' for you.
As a matter of fact, bitch, you have to tolerate us. The era where Giordano Bruno could be burned alive, where thousands of people could be murdered for 'witchcraft', where fuckwitted fundamentalists controlled the government, that era is over.
Democracy is spreading. Knowledge is increasing. Standard of living is increasing and it will continue to increase.
We aren't going back to the dark ages.
Garrette:
quote:
{Edited to correct misspellings put there by Satan. Lisa did you invite Satan to the party? Man, he's a wild man at parties...}
THAT BASTARD! He said he was too sick to make it to my house party...
*Sniffles* I forgave him the last time when Anton LeVey -trashed the pool, and when I had to waste tons of wasabi on hangover remedies for the imps...
Thought constitutes the greatness of man -Pascal
(Oh yes, and I do realize that fair is not serious)
Edited by - Xev on 02/26/2002 14:36:58 |
|
|
|
Kaneda Kuonji
Skeptic Friend
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 17:20:12 [Permalink]
|
Y'know, whoever wrote that really needs to calm down, seriously. The Bible was written by man, and is far from infallible. Learn to deal. Geez, and people wonder why I want to leave the Mormon church.
Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org
|
|
|
|
Marc_a_b
Skeptic Friend
USA
142 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 17:31:06 [Permalink]
|
quote:
where fuckwitted fundamentalists controlled the government, that era is over.
..
We aren't going back to the dark ages.
Umm... you never heard about the last elections did you? That era has about 3 more years. 
Guess that gives new meaning to partying like it's 1999  
|
|
|
|
@tomic
Administrator
USA
4607 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 18:04:40 [Permalink]
|
quote:
Umm... you never heard about the last elections did you? That era has about 3 more years.
Maybe less than 3 years. Our esteemed House of Representatives tried to impeach a President over a mere blowjob recently. I think Dubya has done things that are actually seriously wrong and anti-constitutional. Maybe he won't make it to the finish line. We can only hope.
@tomic
Gravity, not just a good idea...it's the law! |
|
|
|
James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2002 : 19:07:02 [Permalink]
|
quote:
What great timing. H.G. Wells "Time Machine" is coming out March 9th, I believe.
Ah, since when have movies premiered on Saturdays?  It's Friday, March 8th, actually.
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense." -Buddha |
|
|
 |
|
Topic Locked
