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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 07/13/2008 : 19:46:25
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Every recent President of the United States has had a Presidential Library erected as a monument to his name. Soon, groundbreaking at Southern Methodist University will commence for a monument to George W. Bush. The design of this particular monumental building will play down the "library" theme, and concentrate on pure monumentalness.
The Busholeum (artist's rendering) The fire- and riot-resistant "Busholeum," as it has been dubbed, will eventually house the preserved bodies of President George W. Bush and his entire Administration. A sealed vault will contain the administration's presidential papers (which will be available to scholars for research beginning in 2110), as well as approximately a ton of lobbyist gold.
The Busholeum is expected to open to the general public in Spring of 2011, with a ticket price in the low five-digit range.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 07/13/2008 19:47:21
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Ghost_Skeptic
SFN Regular
Canada
510 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2008 : 22:58:05 [Permalink]
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There is actually a petition in San Francisco to add a proposal to name a sewage treatment plant after George Bush in recognition of the what will hvae to be cleaned up after he leaves office. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2008 : 23:36:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Busholeum is what you get when you steamroller the man and use him for flooring material, isn't it?
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Oh, and thanks, Filthy for the idea, which came to me after this posting of yours.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 07/14/2008 : 01:26:52 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Dave W.
Busholeum is what you get when you steamroller the man and use him for flooring material, isn't it?
| I'd pay good money for a few square yards of that stuff.
Oh, and thanks, Filthy for the idea, which came to me after this posting of yours.
| And all this time I was thinking that we'd never see the Busholeum because, like his brain, not even light could escape it.
Happy to have helped....
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