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marfknox
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Posted - 08/25/2008 :  08:01:08  Show Profile  Visit marfknox's Homepage  Send marfknox an AOL message Send marfknox a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A friend just forwarded me the link to this website:

http://sexinchrist.com/

If it is a parody, and my guess is that it is, it does a great job of showing how ridiculous it is to try to interpret the Bible "accurately" or "literally."

"Too much certainty and clarity could lead to cruel intolerance" -Karen Armstrong

Check out my art store: http://www.marfknox.etsy.com

bngbuck
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USA
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Posted - 08/25/2008 :  10:43:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Marfknox.....

If it is a parody, and my guess is that it is
Marf, you've got to be kidding! Your link is one of the most hilarious things I have read on the Internet - it even beats the Dickapedia!

I am feverishly listing uses for this treasure, one of the cleverest ironic pastiches since Swift's A Modest Proposal What a jewel!

Thank you, Marfknox! You have made my day, if not my week!
Edited by - bngbuck on 08/25/2008 11:06:25
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filthy
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Posted - 08/25/2008 :  12:24:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gracious!

This site should be distributed to Dobson, Wildemon, Perkins and the rest of those ridiculous evangelicals who would wield control of the public morals. It would make their day as it should be made. Alert the appropriate coronary units first -- or better yet, don't sound an alert. We could stand to lose a few of 'em.




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 08/25/2008 :  17:50:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That has to be a spoof. It has to.
If it isn't... oh dear. Oh dear.

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Randy
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USA
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Posted - 08/25/2008 :  18:22:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Fisting and god's will"...what a riot! No doubt a clever spoof. Reminds me of another spoof from years ago. Can't find the link, but it was sort of a Victorian era primer for having sexual relations. Funny, funny!

This all brought to mind this hilarious article from The Onion...(work alert -- f word abounds)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29788

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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