|
dr.strangegodshow
New Member
1 Post |
 Posted - 09/12/2008 : 12:20:57
|
Ok, there's something that I must admit about myself. Few people know this, but I'm really a rather huge shy guy. What's that, you say? How can that be? I know, I know, I've heard it before. "But, you're the God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, all the Universe and Existence, Judge and Seer of All – not only do you gotta have balls to do all that, you ARE balls!” And it's true, I am balls. Not that I'm a huge walking pair of balls or anything, that's kinda gross, but in a metaphysical sense, being everywhere and everything, you can kinda say I'm…ANYWAY.
It's just that, every time I see an object of attraction, say a lively, robust mare fresh from her run on the prairies, or a gracious black widow spider ripe with thousands of potential zygote offspring, my first reaction is to saunter/crawl/sludge over and say “Hey baby, that's quite a set of oviductines you have there. How you doing?” A quite natural and sexually healthy response. Unfortunately, my second and almost simultaneous response is to run far away in disgust and apprehension. “Eww!” I think, “Allow myself to transcend into the utterly course existence of physical being? Ick, I'd rather allow my energies to vanquish to the far reaches of chaotic confinement for a millennia or deux than consort with THOSE beings.” A rather paradoxical situation, if you think about it…
Oh well, what's one to do? Hmm…I think the Fox News Network just reported a large brush fire moving through the eastern part of Nigeria….excellent…
The Dr. Strange God Show
Trap Door Theatre
Oct. 17- Nov. 22. Late Nite
1655 W. Cortland Ave.
Chicago IL 60647
Tickets $15 : www.drstrangegodshow.eventbrite.com
<a href="http://www.new.facebook.com/people/DrStrangegod_Show/1371710964" title="Dr.Strangegod Show's Facebook profile" target=_TOP><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/1371710964.116.707518669.png" border=0 alt="Dr.Strangegod Show's Facebook profile"></a>
|
|
What to Expect from Dr. Strange God Show, A Satire
