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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 03/29/2009 : 13:04:21
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Survey: 2009 STATE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SURVEY
Instructions:
1. Please select the answer below that most accurately reflects our views on each question. If you are unsure about a question, please note that the phrasing of the question will guide you to the correct answer.
2. Upon completion of your Survey, click your heels together three times.
3. Before logging out please take a moment to reflect upon Michael Steele's genius.
4. Some of you may wonder if there's any point to a survey with such leading questions. These thoughts were put in your head by Rachel Maddow and must be resisted.
Your answers, hilariously, represent the views of thousands of other Republicans living in your area. And your fealty to Michael Steele will help us to recruit and train new Republicans to lose the 2009 state and 2010 national elections. |
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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A Republican Survey
