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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 06/06/2009 : 03:16:40
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The Raelians are comin' to town.
LAS VEGAS, Nv) -- The Raelian Movement is announcing plans to build a UFOland in Las Vegas where visitors can attend a Happiness Academy and see a full-size replica of a UFO.
Raelians believe that humanity was created by extraterrestrial scientists and they want to share their belief with visitors to Las Vegas. They will also host a museum and a 1000-seat theatre where their spiritual leader, Rael, will give lectures.
"The museum will display all the evidence we've gathered for the past 35 years that shows we were indeed created by scientists -- highly advanced human beings from another planet," said Ricky Roehr, leader of the North American Raelian Movement.
He said he expects the UFOland to become one of the most popular destinations in Las Vegas within the next five years.
There is no word on where UFOland will be built. |
Why the hell not, eh? every other species of dingbat is already in 'Vegas, so why not include the Raelians?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2009 : 04:58:43 [Permalink]
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It's really hard for me to imagine how anyone can take these bizarre fakers and nuts seriously -- but I have the same failure of imagination with larger, older, and more familiar cults, too.
I just hope that what goes to Vegas stays in Vegas, but I doubt it.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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I just can't wait!
