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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 07/08/2009 : 03:55:21
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Like every other rational mind on the planet, we are all fed up with Sarah Palin, is it not so? Well, now I face the horrid task of summing up the vapid and tungsten-skulled, willful ignorance she has demonstrated throughout her too-long, national affliction upon the American body politic. Attempting the political equivalent of relaunching the Hindenburg, soon-to-be former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin hosted ABC, Fox News, CNN, Time, the AP and other media outlets while fishing Tuesday. But even as she proclaimed of her abrupt resignation, "politically speaking, if I die, I die," Palin reminded Americans once again why she so deserves that fate.
By claiming the nonexistent "Department of Law" in Washington would protect her from the kind of ethics woes she encountered in Alaska, Palin demonstrated her continuing ignorance of American government and public policy alike. Of course, it's far from the first time.
Here, then, is a look back at Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits:
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And here are a few of the said hits: "I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out." (July 7, 2009.)
"It's all for Alaska." (Asked by Time why she resigned, July 7, 2009).
"In what respect, Charlie?" (Asked by ABC's Charles Gibson if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine, September 11, 2008.)
"Let me speak specifically about a credential that I do bring to this table, Charlie, and that's with the energy independence that I've been working on for these years as the governor of this state that produces nearly 20 percent of the U.S. domestic supply of energy..." (Misunderstanding Alaska's 3.5% share of U.S. domestic energy production, September 11, 2008.)
"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America." (October 16, 2008.)
"A task that is from God." (On the war in Iraq, June 8, 2008.)
"I think God's will has to be done, in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that." (June 8, 2008.)
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It goes on to some lengths -- the woman really is quite loquacious. Let us ferverently hope this will be the last time I have to do this.
And now I must go and iron my hands.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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I really must apologize for this.
