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sailingsoul
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 Posted - 12/07/2009 : 13:49:34
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Just in time for Christmas, Rejoice! It's dejavu again again. Anyone who reads the Bible knows that Jesus, the king of the Jews, came 2010 years ago to setup His & Fathers Kingdom right here on earth. In spite of being GOD,(all powerful, all knowing, yada yada) things didn't work out as He planned. Funny how self proclaimed God's all have this problem, like Bush, but I digress. On His first visit things didn't turn out quite the way He wanted. I think that was because of how he chose His entrance. He came from, not the same side of the tracks you'd expect a King. Being born in a barn, with straw bedding, like a farm animal. Not to be a quitter, He vowed to return. Well! He might be back. Now I can't be to sure but Christians around the world sware that these are the end times upon us and we must all be ready because Jesus is sneaky. Judging with how He made His last entrance. No trumpets playing "Hail to the chief" eliminating all doubt, for Him. Sadly Jesus maybe the slowest third of the trinity. It appears He hasn't learned from His first visit. I referring to being born in the barn, with straw for bedding etc.. But (if He has returned) He has made a change. So all hope is not lost, if He's accepted this time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHat4Yk_fxs&feature=fvsr
How long does it take an egg to hatch? Maybe come Christmas day, there just might a little chick rooster with a crown of feathers, chirping out "Hello, I'm back". Alleujah! SS
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 12/07/2009 : 14:16:51 [Permalink]
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That's simple to explain.....earlier on, the chicken was anointed by the
Holy Easter Rabbit....
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"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 12/07/2009 : 15:07:34 [Permalink]
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I saw that! I think they're getting crazier.
But it could be worse -- the image of Jesus in the bottom of a thunder mug, perhaps? Naw, that one won't happen even if it happens. 
Question: Is Randy's randy rabbit committing bestiality with the hot chick?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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bngbuck
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USA
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Posted - 12/07/2009 : 17:56:59 [Permalink]
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Filthy.....
Randy's randy rabbit is fucking like rabbits with a hot chick chicken and the Republicans are calling "miscegenation", "bestiality" and "homosexual fornication" because that hot chick sure has a rooster's comb! Newsmax had an article stating they were Rachel Maddow's pets. |
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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 12/07/2009 : 22:29:19 [Permalink]
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| Well at least it's a female chicken, cuz we all know them goldarned ho-mo-sex-yoo-al fornicators is worse. |
Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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 Posted - 12/08/2009 : 19:45:46 [Permalink]
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And some of the Asatru friends that I have will sometimes say "My God wields a hammer. Yours is nailed to a stick."
Ah, those Asatru. Quite a sense of humor. (And really good homemade mead.) |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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 Posted - 12/08/2009 : 23:59:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by The Rat
Well at least it's a female chicken, cuz we all know them goldarned ho-mo-sex-yoo-al fornicators is worse.
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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sailingsoul
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Posted - 12/09/2009 : 09:13:30 [Permalink]
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| I've come to find that chickens with diets deficient in calcium will lay eggs that shells are shelless, transparent, thin, soft, rinkled, even "funky" was described. A Miracle? Sadly not one that's going to put clergy out of their lucrative calling. SS |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 12/09/2009 : 09:37:52 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by sailingsoul
I've come to find that chickens with diets deficient in calcium will lay eggs that shells are shelless, transparent, thin, soft, rinkled, even "funky" was described. A Miracle? Sadly not one that's going to put clergy out of their lucrative calling. SS
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This is entirely true. My daughter saves her egg shells and mixes them in with the feed for her chickens. This morning, I ate a couple of eggs snatched almost directly from under the hen's ass and, unlike the head of the Jesus-sighter, it took a pretty good lick to crack them. Store-boughten eggs are considerably softer.
Where will the Savior turn up next, I wonder? I thought I saw him in the compost heap last week, but that turned out to be just a dead raccoon. Which I tossed into the woods lest it foul the compost.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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JESUS RETURNS, WE ARE SAVED, AGAIN!
