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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/16/2010 : 17:38:15
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Canary Islands, March 16, 2010 (SNN) -- A yet-unnamed tropical disturbance today slowly and inconspicuously orbited in place over the warm waters of the eastern Atlantic, pending the transmission of confirmed targeting data from evangelist Pat Robertson.
Just waiting for the call.
Although carrying the potential of growing into gigantic killing phenomena and unleashing Hellfire upon sinners anywhere in the Western Hemisphere's "hurricane alley," such weather systems are fitted with failsafe mechanisms which prevent their destructive forces from being accidentally unleashed. As with the other weapons in his arsenal, a coded "smite" signal must first be sent by Pat Robertson to unleash deadly hurricanes.
Robertson transmitting the failsafe signal that
released a Haitian tectonic plate in January.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/16/2010 19:00:43
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Dave W.
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USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2010 : 17:46:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Wait! Pat's making the secret Devil sign beloved of 1980's metal heads!
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So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2010 : 18:08:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
Not if Ozzy Osbourne was right. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2010 : 18:14:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
Not if Ozzy Osbourne was right.
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Can't argue with Ozzy. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 07:29:51 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
Not if Ozzy Osbourne was right.
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Can't argue with Ozzy.
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You're paranoid. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 08:06:13 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Hawks
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
Not if Ozzy Osbourne was right.
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Can't argue with Ozzy.
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You're paranoid.
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Not if Velikovsky was right. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 08:11:00 [Permalink]
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Ahhh Pat....you gotta love him....may he die in his sleep. No, scratch that, he's far to entertaining. |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 08:33:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by astropin
Ahhh Pat....you gotta love him....may he die in his sleep. No, scratch that, he's far to entertaining.
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I'd like to see him struck by lightning. Not killed, but made to gibber wide-eyed for a few minutes, his smoking hair standing straight out. With the whole thing caught on tape. That's entertainment. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 11:24:58 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by astropin
Ahhh Pat....you gotta love him....may he die in his sleep. No, scratch that, he's far to entertaining.
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I'd like to see him struck by lightning. Not killed, but made to gibber wide-eyed for a few minutes, his smoking hair standing straight out. With the whole thing caught on tape. That's entertainment.
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Doesn't he do that every time he records his TV show?
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 11:33:31 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
So, his signals aren't relayed from some point in the heavens? |
Not if Ozzy Osbourne was right.
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A bit of trivia here. It was Ronnie James Dio, who was the lead singer and songwriter for Black Sabbath after Ozzie left, who came up with the devil horn hand gesture. Of course, all the metal heads picked it up, so you are just as likely to see the sign at a Metalica show. Dio said that he got the gesture from his grandmother. It was a sign to ward off evil, not to embrace it. He thought it looked cool...
A little edit. Seems that Dio mostly popularized the sign, and probably used it in a way that no other rocker had before him. Dio made it part of the act. Ozzy used a peace sign, by the way... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 12:19:33 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
A bit of trivia here. It was Ronnie James Dio, who was the lead singer and songwriter for Black Sabbath after Ozzie left, who came up with the devil horn hand gesture. Of course, all the metal heads picked it up, so you are just as likely to see the sign at a Metalica show. Dio said that he got the gesture from his grandmother. It was a sign to ward off evil, not to embrace it. He thought it looked cool... |
Well, if you're going to be that way about it, the Wikipedia article you linked to ungrammatically says,Ronnie James Dio is not the first to use the "horns sign". The band Coven used it on all their record albums and on stage as far well going back to 1968. The Parliament-Funkadelic also used the "horns sign" regularly, as seen in many promo shots, album art work and concerts in the 1970s. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 12:27:21 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by Kil
A bit of trivia here. It was Ronnie James Dio, who was the lead singer and songwriter for Black Sabbath after Ozzie left, who came up with the devil horn hand gesture. Of course, all the metal heads picked it up, so you are just as likely to see the sign at a Metalica show. Dio said that he got the gesture from his grandmother. It was a sign to ward off evil, not to embrace it. He thought it looked cool... |
Well, if you're going to be that way about it, the Wikipedia article you linked to ungrammatically says,Ronnie James Dio is not the first to use the "horns sign". The band Coven used it on all their record albums and on stage as far well going back to 1968. The Parliament-Funkadelic also used the "horns sign" regularly, as seen in many promo shots, album art work and concerts in the 1970s.
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Yeah. I did a bit more research as per my edit in post above yours... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2010 : 17:27:32 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Happy 8,000th post, Kil!
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Thanks!
I'm catching up...
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2010 : 02:24:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
Originally posted by Dave W.
Happy 8,000th post, Kil!
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Thanks!
I'm catching up...
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Congratulations indeed, Kil! |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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New-born storm awaits Pat Robertson's instructions
