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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/18/2010 : 01:40:34
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Dick Cheney NeoCon Mother Goose
Old Grandpa Dick
Old Grandpa Dick,
When he needed sedation,
Took his whiskey and shotgun
To an undisclosed location.
His cronies they did join with him,
And shot some tame quail all,
But Dick he capped a drinking pal,
And mounted him on a wall.
Brain, Brain, Go Away
Brain, brain, go away
Come again another day
Little Dubya wants to play.
All the Children Left Behind
All the children left behind,
Left behind, left behind.
All the children left behind,
School's not funded.
George the Hack
George the Hack
Invaded Iraq,
While Dick enriched himself;
When Leahy questioned
His Big Oil ties,
Dick told him "Go fuck yourself."
Little Colin Powell
Little Colin Powell,
Was Foggy Bottom's owl,
Thinking deep in shades of gray;
But the West Wing Advisor,
Knew warfare was wiser,
And Condi chased Colin away.
Jane and Jill
Jane and Jill went to the Hill,
To gain the right to marry;
But the Defense of Marriage Act of 1996
Thoroughly fucked them over.
Then up Jane and Jill off did trot,
To the Supreme Court of California,
But the Mormon Church and Prop 8,
Again took away their right to marry.
Baa, Baa, Blackwater
Baa, baa, Blackwater,
Have you any pork?
Yes, George, thank you,
We eat it with a fork;
Pork for the investor,
Pork for the merc,
But none for the hajji orphans
Who cry while we smirk.
How Many Klicks to Babylon?
How many klicks is it to Babylon?--
Threescore klicks and ten.
Can I get there with night vision gear?--
Yes, but not back again.
But if your steps are like a flea's,
You might get past the IEDs.
Hickety, Pickety, the Waterboard
Hickety, pickety, the waterboard,
Swifter than the rack, sharper than the sword;
It's not torture, anyway
Just a sort of surfboard, so our lawyers say.
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/18/2010 03:11:43
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Grandpa Dick's NeoConservative Nursery Rhymes
