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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/26/2010 : 05:40:11 [Permalink]
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I pay lip service to Hermitology, a "religion" I started. It's only requirements are
1)Each year you must not attend an event where you are expected to show up without question. (Christmas at Grandma's which you've never missed for example), the day should be spent alone in quiet reflection(such as sleeping in, watching sports, a quick nine holes, eating a plate of bacon and a nap)
2) You must watch Barry Sanders highlight videos at least twice a year. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Mandated theism
