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Ebone4rock
SFN Regular

USA
894 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2010 :  11:31:52  Show Profile Send Ebone4rock a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Found on a friend's facebook status.
Facebook automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen Cabinets > then remove box that says Aluminum Foil. Wrap foil around head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed by Fox News & my cousin's girlfriend's neighbor's aunt and her pet chihuahua. Please copy and paste as your status and SAVE all your Friends. :)


Feel free to share.

Haole with heart, thats all I'll ever be. I'm not a part of the North Shore society. Stuck on the shoulder, that's where you'll find me. Digging for scraps with the kooks in line. -Offspring

Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13477 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2010 :  11:38:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ha!

Hey Ebone4rock. Speaking of facebook, have you fanned our site there? Click here. Do it!!!!


Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Ebone4rock
SFN Regular

USA
894 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2010 :  11:41:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Ebone4rock a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Kil

Ha!

Hey Ebone4rock. Speaking of facebook, have you fanned our site there? Click here. Do it!!!!



Done deal!

Haole with heart, thats all I'll ever be. I'm not a part of the North Shore society. Stuck on the shoulder, that's where you'll find me. Digging for scraps with the kooks in line. -Offspring
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 05/08/2010 :  12:50:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If Facebook can scan my brain, it's doing better with it than I am, so more power to it.

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1487 Posts

Posted - 05/09/2010 :  15:47:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Speaking of which, South Park's episode about Facebook (and Tron parody) is now available online:

You Have 0 Friends
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267112
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