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Robb
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 08/21/2010 : 17:55:50
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Shouldn't we have hurricane name reform in this country? I feel for the people named Katrina or Rita. I suggest we name them after:
Current or past despots
Serial killers
70's Disco Bands
President Obama/Pelosi sponsered bills
Green Bay Packer players
Any more suggestions?
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 08/21/2010 : 18:00:59 [Permalink]
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Henry Rollins thinks we should rename tornadoes to "the first four Black Sabbath albums." As in:Newscaster: The first four Black Sabbath albums destroyed a small town in Oklahoma today.
Listener: Fuck yeah, they did! |
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Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2010 : 18:11:29 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Robb
Shouldn't we have hurricane name reform in this country? I feel for the people named Katrina or Rita. I suggest we name them after:
Current or past despots
Serial killers
70's Disco Bands
President Obama/Pelosi sponsered bills
Green Bay Packer players
Any more suggestions?
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Wall Street CEO's and flim-flam artists (Eisner, Madoff, Crook)
Shock Jocks and other trailer park emptying ilk (Mancow, Stern, Springer)
Chicago Cubs who were in the World Series as a Cub. (You'll have to search for the roster of 1908 and 1945)
New York Mets who have been arrested
Indicted Congressmen
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2010 : 18:57:48 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Robb
Shouldn't we have hurricane name reform in this country? I feel for the people named Katrina or Rita. I suggest we name them after:
Current or past despots
Serial killers
70's Disco Bands
President Obama/Pelosi sponsered bills
Green Bay Packer players
Any more suggestions?
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I'd like to have a hurricane. I know I'm not any of the above, but I'm trying. Yesterday I killed a mosquito, and I didn't even blink!
So can we please name a hurricane Tom? Hurricane Tom has a nice ring to it, I think. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/21/2010 : 21:58:52 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by tomk80
Originally posted by Robb
Shouldn't we have hurricane name reform in this country? I feel for the people named Katrina or Rita. I suggest we name them after:
Current or past despots
Serial killers
70's Disco Bands
President Obama/Pelosi sponsered bills
Green Bay Packer players
Any more suggestions?
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I'd like to have a hurricane. I know I'm not any of the above, but I'm trying. Yesterday I killed a mosquito, and I didn't even blink!
So can we please name a hurricane Tom? Hurricane Tom has a nice ring to it, I think.
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Ask, and ye shall recieve.
Tomas is in the 2010 list of Atlantic hurricane names. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2010 : 00:32:02 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Robb
Shouldn't we have hurricane name reform in this country? I feel for the people named Katrina or Rita. I suggest we name them after:
Current or past despots
Serial killers
70's Disco Bands
President Obama/Pelosi sponsered bills
Green Bay Packer players
Any more suggestions?
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All teabagger and GOP members of congress, present and past.
Hypocritical christian preachers.
Climate science deniers.
Evolution deniers.
Energy companies (oil, coal, etc).
Most congressional democrats.
Retards who think the US is a "christian nation".
I'm sure I can think of a few more!
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
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Ebone4rock
SFN Regular
USA
894 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2010 : 07:08:16 [Permalink]
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Oh please no. Every street around here is named after them already. I've had enough. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/22/2010 : 11:34:14 [Permalink]
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I think that we should go back to naming them all after women, mainly famous and/or historic ones. Picture, if you might, a soggy-looking, wind-whipped idiot in a sou'wester bellowing into a microphone:
As you folks at home can see, Elizabeth Báthory is mercilessly pounding this coastal city......
Or:
(Nitwit-with-mic again): Massive flooding and thousands uprooted from their homes due to the fury of Toyko Rose.....
Or:
(Concerned-looking, diva behind a busy-looking weather desk): Hurricane Snooki is rapidly approaching the Jersey shore.....
And so forth.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2010 : 18:40:58 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
I think that we should go back to naming them all after women, mainly famous and/or historic ones. Picture, if you might, a soggy-looking, wind-whipped idiot in a sou'wester bellowing into a microphone:
As you folks at home can see, Elizabeth Báthory is mercilessly pounding this coastal city......
Or:
(Nitwit-with-mic again): Massive flooding and thousands uprooted from their homes due to the fury of Toyko Rose.....
Or:
(Concerned-looking, diva behind a busy-looking weather desk): Hurricane Snooki is rapidly approaching the Jersey shore.....
And so forth.
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Turn it into porn starts and it gets funny. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Hurricane Names
