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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 02/02/2011 : 05:27:08
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That means that we all should track down a whistle pig, bash it on the head, dress it off, cook and eat it. Here's a recipe:
One dead and cleaned groundhawg, fresh is preferable.
Lots of onions.
Spices to taste.
One large, dried cowpie.
Matches.
Prepare the hawg in the normal fashion and place on the cowpie with the onions and garlic. Set fire to the pie. Cook the hawg until about half of the pie is burned up, remove the hawg and onions, put out the fire, feed the hawg to your dogs and eat the cowpie with the onions.
Or, you can do it this way.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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It's Groundhawg day!
