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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 02/07/2011 : 05:27:42
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I'll go with you drinking no more!
You become an irrational boor
To my way of thinking
My prospects are shrinking
I'll go with you drinking no more!
I'll bar-hop with you not again!
Nor share whiskey, nor vodka, nor gin
On one of our walkin's
You shoved Richard Dawkins
His upper-cut shattered your chin
I'll drink with you not anymore!
I swear I'll be firm on that score
You spied Daniel Dennett
And yelled, "That's Santy Claus, innit?"
He laid you out cold on the floor
No more will I tipple with you!
You always get into a stew
Last night you were squawking
And cursed Stephen Hawking
He boxed both your eyes black and blue
Imbibing with you? I'll just pass!
You drunkard without any class
You thought it was handy
to rag on James Randi
Who proceeded to kick your punk ass
I'll go with you drinking no more!
You become an irrational boor
To my way of thinking
My prospects are shrinking
I'll go with you drinking no more!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 02/07/2011 18:23:31
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2011 : 09:19:46 [Permalink]
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AWESOME!
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2011 : 10:24:16 [Permalink]
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| Nice!!! |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 02/07/2011 : 12:44:58 [Permalink]
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Or no less?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2011 : 13:23:19 [Permalink]
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ANSWER FROM AN EX-BOOZIN BUDDY
I'll be askin' you to party not again
Nor to be my drinking buddy, because when
You get a few drops in ya
You become a bag of enema
And question my omnicience and my ken
I'll never have anuthur shot with you
We start dissecticing the fabric of Life's zoo
And soon my superority
Transends your fake authority
And I am made to be an alliterate ongenue!
We're not about to share another beer
When drunk, I may describe some folks as queer
You put me down, say I'm a clown
Neandertall and Piltedown
Or whatever those old Greeks were way back there!
I'm not about to have a twosome toddy
I'll quit my faith over my dead body!
You tell me there's no God
That made the Earth we trod
You tell me that my reasoning is shoddy!
Not another drop for you and me!
You're skeptic, I am piousy
I know that I am right
Your blasphemy's a blight
You'll die in Hell; I'll live eternally!
Cocktails with blasphemer's -- not for me!
You skeptics are not my cup of.....tea!
I'm happy 'cause I'm stupid
I've got more anserers than Euclid
Alone, I'll drink, and toast my piety!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2011 : 17:07:16 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by bngbuck
ANSWER FROM AN EX-BOOZIN BUDDY
I'll be askin' you to party not again
Nor to be my drinking buddy, because when
You get a few drops in ya
You become a bag of enema
And question my omnicience and my ken
I'll never have anuthur shot with you
We start dissecticing the fabric of Life's zoo
And soon my superority
Transends your fake authority
And I am made to be an alliterate ongenue!
We're not about to share another beer
When drunk, I may describe some folks as queer
You put me down, say I'm a clown
Neandertall and Piltedown
Or whatever those old Greeks were way back there!
I'm not about to have a twosome toddy
I'll quit my faith over my dead body!
You tell me there's no God
That made the Earth we trod
You tell me that my reasoning is shoddy!
Not another drop for you and me!
You're skeptic, I am piousy
I know that I am right
Your blasphemy's a blight
You'll die in Hell; I'll live eternally!
Cocktails with blasphemer's -- not for me!
You skeptics are not my cup of.....tea!
I'm happy 'cause I'm stupid
I've got more anserers than Euclid
Alone, I'll drink, and toast my piety! |
That's wonderful, Bill! It's even got the same A-A-B-B-A rhyme scheme. The poet must be my clone. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2011 : 17:55:56 [Permalink]
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Mooner.....
Thanks. Your meter is better, I lost the cadence in the third verse, but time was limited and the rest came out all right, so I let it go. Limericks are addictive. Maybe we could do a duet. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2011 : 08:52:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by bngbuck
Mooner.....
Thanks. Your meter is better, I lost the cadence in the third verse, but time was limited and the rest came out all right, so I let it go. Limericks are addictive. Maybe we could do a duet.
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Hey, you did better than I did in the area of diminishing returns. I don't want to admit how many hours I wasted trying to get rhyme and meter together, especially seeing my final, horrible result. Was that a limerick format we used? Dang. I must have slipped into it unconsciously. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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I'll Go with You Drinking No More!
