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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2011 : 09:53:18
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An infidel went riding out one dusky, breezy day Upon a hill he rested as he went along his way When all at once a posse of Creationists he spied A-shoving through the ragged sky wild asses they did ride
Their pants were all on fire and their skulls were made of stone Their brains were hard and tiny and their reason it was flown He felt a twinge of pity as they blundered through the sky For he heard the YECs a-praying hard and he heard their doleful cry
YECie yi Ohhhhh YECie yi yaaaaay Young Earthers in the sky
Their faces grim, their eyes were teared, their bibles stained with sweat They're riding hard to catch Darwin, but they ain't caught 'im yet 'Cause they'll have to ride forever on that range up in the sky On asses snorting fire As they ride on hear them cry
Among the YECs that passed by him was Kenneth Alfred Ham Who'd run a fake museum as a tax-exempted scam Who'd tried to sell to children that "The Flintstones" was no lie Now damned to chase the T-o-E, across the godless sky
YECie yi Ohhhhh YECie yi Yaaaaay
Young Earthers in the sky Young Earthers in the sky Young Earthers in the sky
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2011 : 13:13:07 [Permalink]
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You're on a roll...
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..." Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq: Send them unarmed civilians for target practice.. Collateralmurder. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2011 : 18:49:18 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
You're on a roll... | Not always a good thing, though. I rolled right off a cliff in another forum here.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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