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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2011 :  09:53:18  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An infidel went riding out one dusky, breezy day
Upon a hill he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a posse of Creationists he spied
A-shoving through the ragged sky wild asses they did ride

Their pants were all on fire and their skulls were made of stone
Their brains were hard and tiny and their reason it was flown
He felt a twinge of pity as they blundered through the sky
For he heard the YECs a-praying hard and he heard their doleful cry

YECie yi Ohhhhh
YECie yi yaaaaay
Young Earthers in the sky

Their faces grim, their eyes were teared, their bibles stained with sweat
They're riding hard to catch Darwin, but they ain't caught 'im yet
'Cause they'll have to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On asses snorting fire
As they ride on hear them cry

Among the YECs that passed by him was Kenneth Alfred Ham
Who'd run a fake museum as a tax-exempted scam
Who'd tried to sell to children that "The Flintstones" was no lie
Now damned to chase the T-o-E, across the godless sky

YECie yi Ohhhhh
YECie yi Yaaaaay

Young Earthers in the sky
Young Earthers in the sky
Young Earthers in the sky

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9688 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2011 :  13:13:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're on a roll...


Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 02/10/2011 13:13:27
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2011 :  18:49:18   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

You're on a roll...
Not always a good thing, though. I rolled right off a cliff in another forum here.

But thanks!

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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