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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 02/28/2012 : 05:41:40
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From The Borowitz Report:Poll: Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum, Most Voters Choose Suicide
Survey Spells Trouble for GOP, Pollster Says
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – With just one day until the key Republican contests in Michigan and Arizona, a new survey of likely voters indicates that in a match-up between former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate.
The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, shows Mr. Romney drawing 21%, Mr. Santorum 18%, and various forms of suicide 61%.
“Throwing yourself in front of a speeding city bus” was the most popular means of suicide at 22%, with “jumping off the roof of a really tall building or bridge” coming in second at 17%.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 02/28/2012 05:53:05
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sailingsoul
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Posted - 02/28/2012 : 12:12:10 [Permalink]
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Thanks Mooner. I needed that. |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 02/28/2012 : 23:12:45 [Permalink]
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| I wish I could write that well, with more consistency. Maybe when I grow up? |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Between Romney and Santorum, Voters Choose Suicide
