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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2012 : 03:04:20
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Bin Laden's Big Plans Were Thwarted by his Demise
Langley VA, 19 March, 2012 (MNN) -- A mid-ranking US intelligence source has revealed that analysis of the contents of captured computer disks from the Al Qaeda leader's compound in Pakistan proves that Bin Laden had "big plans" brewing for 2012.
A Microsoft Word document from one computer reveals that Osama Bin Laden had been planning to temporarily leave his safe-house for a "vacation.": It is getting too boring here. The [Pakistani intelligence service] ISS is nice to me, and they regularly bring me flowers and fruit baskets, but that crap gets real old, too.
I intend to get the Hell out of here in 2012 for long enough to do something I've always wanted to do, but that one event or another has made me put off. Something that everyone should do at least once before they die.
I'm going to Disneyland! | Another computer contained the Adobe Photoshop program, and the following image, which graphic analysts interpret as "an amateurish 'shop job." The image appears be a wistful depiction of Bin Laden's planned visit to Disneyland. "Sort of sad, actually," said the unnamed US intelligence source, "Sort of makes me smile, too."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/19/2012 04:06:30
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict
2830 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2012 : 15:47:34 [Permalink]
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I don't believe it, Bin Laden in a Conga Line with Micky. |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2012 : 21:15:15 [Permalink]
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A minimally short Conga Line, too. My guess is he just wasn't a good enough Photoshopper to attempt a longer one. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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