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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1487 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2012 :  11:08:08  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My latest satirey thingy, and astonishingly it doesn't have to do with homeopathy this time! It needs more "meat" but the basics are there.

http://harmonyorbs.com/

It's along the lines of my Prayer Powder satire, but this is the first time that I will actually offer something for sale. I have no illusion of making much if anything, but I'm having fun. Testimonials welcome with an associated 75X100 pixel image, thanks.

Edited by - ThorGoLucky on 03/30/2012 11:08:42

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2012 :  11:20:06   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by ThorGoLucky

My latest satirey thingy, and astonishingly it doesn't have to do with homeopathy this time! It needs more "meat" but the basics are there.

http://harmonyorbs.com/

It's along the lines of my Prayer Powder satire, but this is the first time that I will actually offer something for sale. I have no illusion of making much if anything, but I'm having fun. Testimonials welcome with an associated 75X100 pixel image, thanks.
That's really rich, ThorGoLucky! Hey, they got quantum, I wantum!

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1487 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2012 :  15:47:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Quantum harmony quantum orbs FTW!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2012 :  20:38:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do you happen to live near a golf course, Thor?

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1487 Posts

Posted - 04/17/2012 :  15:37:38   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
To finally answer your question, Mooner, I grew up in a neighborhood that interlaced with a 9-hole golf course.

Anyway, the Harmony Orbs site has been further refined. No orders yet, but I did get a visitor who found it by searching for "Feng Shui orbs" so there is hope!
Edited by - ThorGoLucky on 04/17/2012 15:38:38
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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13477 Posts

Posted - 04/17/2012 :  16:07:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by ThorGoLucky

To finally answer your question, Mooner, I grew up in a neighborhood that interlaced with a 9-hole golf course.

Anyway, the Harmony Orbs site has been further refined. No orders yet, but I did get a visitor who found it by searching for "Feng Shui orbs" so there is hope!


Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 04/17/2012 :  21:58:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Edited by - HalfMooner on 04/17/2012 22:03:54
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  05:35:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by HalfMooner

You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."


Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...

Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical United.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  05:39:04   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf

Originally posted by HalfMooner

You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."


Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...

Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical Unlimited.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard

3192 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  05:53:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oops double post...really it was a comedy of errors, both figurative and literal!

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  06:10:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf

Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf

Originally posted by HalfMooner

You might want to add: "Somewhat less hazardous than Happy Fun Ball ®."


Nah go more subtle, just have it manufactured by the same company...

Wacky Products Incorporated, and their parent compant Global Chemical Unlimited.

Love it!

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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Storm
SFN Regular

USA
708 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  14:28:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Storm's Homepage Send Storm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You mean they were not meant for suppositories? oops. this is crazy shit!!! better than those Holy Relics
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podcat
Skeptic Friend

435 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2012 :  18:51:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send podcat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do not taunt Harmony Orb. :P

“In a modern...society, everybody has the absolute right to believe whatever they damn well please, but they don't have the same right to be taken seriously”.

-Barry Williams, co-founder, Australian Skeptics
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf

USA
1487 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2012 :  09:36:35   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit ThorGoLucky's Homepage Send ThorGoLucky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Storm

You mean they were not meant for suppositories? oops. this is crazy shit!!! better than those Holy Relics

I credit John Ellis of the SkepTalk mailing list for the "need" of including that warning.


Edited by - ThorGoLucky on 04/20/2012 09:56:38
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podcat
Skeptic Friend

435 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2012 :  12:21:22   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send podcat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Do not use Harmony Orb for bowling".

“In a modern...society, everybody has the absolute right to believe whatever they damn well please, but they don't have the same right to be taken seriously”.

-Barry Williams, co-founder, Australian Skeptics
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