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HalfMooner
Dingaling
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
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Posted - 06/14/2012 : 12:38:44 [Permalink]
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| You might want to add a link to the Amazon review that made the original such a big player in popular culture, for those who aren't in the know. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 06/14/2012 : 21:11:53 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
You might want to add a link to the Amazon review that made the original such a big player in popular culture, for those who aren't in the know.
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Good idea! Done. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2012 : 00:59:04 [Permalink]
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Here's that famous review in full:Dual Function Design November 10, 2008
By B. Govern
Color Name:Kid's Black|Size Name:Boys 2-4
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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