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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
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 Posted - 07/08/2013 : 05:01:30
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Please tell me that they stole this from The Onion. Please?
| Organic farmers and our food supply have a huge environmental hazard to contend with compliments of the U.S. government – chemtrails. Chemtrails are chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for purposes undisclosed to the general public in programs directed by various government officials. These sprays pollute the soil, water and air while compromising the health of humans, animals and plants. But wait – Monsanto has developed seeds that will weather the effect of the sprays, creating a tidy profit for the corporation while organics suffer. |
Chemtrails Killing Organic Crops, Monsanto’s GMO Seeds Thrive
I'm posting it in this section because it could fit into pseudoscience, politics, conspiracies, or even health, because whoever comes up with this stuff is plainly nuts.
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Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
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Edited by - The Rat on 07/08/2013 05:04:00
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 07/08/2013 : 08:20:08 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by The Rat
Please tell me that they stole this from The Onion. Please?
| Organic farmers and our food supply have a huge environmental hazard to contend with compliments of the U.S. government – chemtrails. Chemtrails are chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for purposes undisclosed to the general public in programs directed by various government officials. These sprays pollute the soil, water and air while compromising the health of humans, animals and plants. But wait – Monsanto has developed seeds that will weather the effect of the sprays, creating a tidy profit for the corporation while organics suffer. |
Chemtrails Killing Organic Crops, Monsanto’s GMO Seeds Thrive
I'm posting it in this section because it could fit into pseudoscience, politics, conspiracies, or even health, because whoever comes up with this stuff is plainly nuts.
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Hey! Monsanto is THAT evil. Didn't you know? |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2013 : 08:35:43 [Permalink]
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It's amazing how people who believe in one nutty conspiracy are prone to believe in others, isn't it?
I have an aunt who is anti-vaccine, anti-GMOs, and visits a homeopath. On her Fagebook page, she has posted several articles on the dangers of chemtrails, which she believes in all seriousness to be an effort by the American government to sicken its citizens. She trusts Natural News online and Alex Jones as credible sources, and votes Republican. So this kind of conspiracy cross-pollination/mash-up doesn't surprise me in the least. It doesn't have to make sense, just inspire fear for her to pass it along.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2013 : 09:31:18 [Permalink]
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I think the most delusional thing my aunt ever said was to my wife Emily, who once questioned some of her medical "facts." My aunt defended herself by saying she was so knowledgeable on the subject of health and medicine that she was "basically a doctor." FYI, my aunt is a housewife married to a garbageman who has never worked a day in her life.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
| Edited by - H. Humbert on 07/09/2013 09:32:34 |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
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The Stupid! It BURNS!!!
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