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teched246
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Posted - 05/19/2014 :  04:13:22  Show Profile Send teched246 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I mean apart from the fact that I have read two David Icke books cover to cover (that´s right, count em, two!)and am also a premier subscriber to the Alex Jones website, I am astoundingly certain that 99 percent of you cynical skeptics (loyalists to the one percent) will gang up on the 99 percent of the ascended masters like myself and deny us the well deserved title of "ascended master"...because in your cold lifeless skeptic eyes NONE OF THAT COUNTS DOES IT!! DOES IT?!!!??

Whoo! Almost lost myself there.

Folks prepare for the long awaited -- but not anticipated -- proof of my mastery and "ascension"...

You see these brackets ----> (_) ... okay now watch this _

Did you catch it? Of course not, your non-ascended eyes cannot possibly provide the perceptive gumption necessary to understand, much less appreciate the feat.

Look again... There were brackets ----> (_).... and now... _ <---- there arent.

Who´s your daddy!!!!

"For all things have been baptized in the well of eternity and are beyond good
and evil; and good and evil themselves are but intervening shadows and damp
depressions and drifting clouds.Verily, it is a blessing and not a blasphemy
when I teach: ‘Over all things stand the heaven Accident, the heaven
Innocence, the heaven Chance, the heaven Prankishness." -Nietzsche

Valiant Dancer
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Posted - 05/19/2014 :  05:30:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by teched246

I mean apart from the fact that I have read two David Icke books cover to cover (that´s right, count em, two!)and am also a premier subscriber to the Alex Jones website, I am astoundingly certain that 99 percent of you cynical skeptics (loyalists to the one percent) will gang up on the 99 percent of the ascended masters like myself and deny us the well deserved title of "ascended master"...because in your cold lifeless skeptic eyes NONE OF THAT COUNTS DOES IT!! DOES IT?!!!??

Whoo! Almost lost myself there.

Folks prepare for the long awaited -- but not anticipated -- proof of my mastery and "ascension"...

You see these brackets ----> (_) ... okay now watch this _

Did you catch it? Of course not, your non-ascended eyes cannot possibly provide the perceptive gumption necessary to understand, much less appreciate the feat.

Look again... There were brackets ----> (_).... and now... _ <---- there arent.

Who´s your daddy!!!!


Thought for sure you were channeling some neo-pagans.

We sometimes refer to these divinely guided, astral plane initiated/elevated, fluffy bunny pagans as "3BP suffering from IRAB".

3BP = 3 book pagan
IRAB = I Read A Book

I bow to your accendancy. All hail teched246, 246th of his most masterful order!!!!

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 05/20/2014 :  04:34:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Huh?

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

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