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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
 Posted - 02/09/2005 : 11:40:35
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I was thinking about coming up with some nice pro-skeptic offensive haikus, anyone wanna help? Feel free to make some new T-shirts for the SFN store.
Repressed Memory?
Likely an aggressive shrink...
Remember my fist?
The power of prayer
plecebo fools, tainted tests
Blind but not doubled
Angels 101
Revisionist history
Catholic babble
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 13:05:25 [Permalink]
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Dinosaur fossils
Thoughts
Preachings, oratations
Hovind's tit in the mangle.
Howzzat?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 13:22:53 [Permalink]
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Beautiful prose...
God needs your money,
The coming apocolypse
will be a bit pricy
Veiled theology
Irreducible my ass
Next stop Iowa
(I really like this one)
Babylonians,
Those strigiform worshipping
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 14:11:25 [Permalink]
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Bush in one more time
Irrationality wins
Logic down the drain |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 14:21:11 [Permalink]
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Fools misunderstand
Your ancestors were ape like
Supernatural?
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 14:27:02 [Permalink]
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You claim to read minds
Can you tell what I'm thinking?
Blow it out your ass |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 14:31:10 [Permalink]
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I've forgotten-- hiakus are 5-7-5 with no rhyme? That's what it seems but I want to be sure before directing my creative juices towards brilliance...  |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 14:39:35 [Permalink]
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Benny Hinn sells lies
I shoot first then ask questions
Is that John Edwards? |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:16:22 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Cuneiformist
I've forgotten-- hiakus are 5-7-5 with no rhyme? That's what it seems but I want to be sure before directing my creative juices towards brilliance...
Yes, 5-7-5. I'm not sure there is a rule against rhyming, just that you don't have to. It might even be more impressive if you're able to.  |
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:27:51 [Permalink]
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Is there enough time
To think of all the ways that
This haiku might rhyme
And speaking of rhyme
While the rhythm may be fine
Aim for the sublime
Here at SFN
Expect the unexpected
Logics the lesson
Verlch I won't mention
Even with all my rhyming
Filthy might step in
Another lesson
At times I've been serious
Now I'm just messin'
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 17:43:35 [Permalink]
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Who would have thunk it?
Kil wrote rhyming Haikus, but
not in Nantuckette.
The key is short words
and use lots of contractions.
Big words make poems turds.
Haha, ok so mine suck.  |
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:37:07 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
quote:
Originally posted by Cuneiformist
I've forgotten-- hiakus are 5-7-5 with no rhyme? That's what it seems but I want to be sure before directing my creative juices towards brilliance...
Yes, 5-7-5. I'm not sure there is a rule against rhyming, just that you don't have to. It might even be more impressive if you're able to.
5-7-5: it sounds like some kind of fertilizer...
I'd always thought it was just 17 sylables, do the best you can.
Well, lemmee think...... Ouch!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:38:00 [Permalink]
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Creation science?
infinite absurdity
go smoke some more crack |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:41:33 [Permalink]
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Jesus saves oh yeah
punch my ticket to heaven
screw the rest of you |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:43:11 [Permalink]
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Jerry Falwell sucke
Pat Robertson also sucks.
A noxious vacumm
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:54:20 [Permalink]
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Genesis answers
Through Answers in Genesis
Myth denies reason.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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