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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 06/02/2006 : 19:55:17 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
Half, that has to be the best use of anagrams I've ever seen.
Thanks much, Dave!  Damned thing kinda wrote itself, though. And I was very lucky in getting a punchline for the conclusion.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 21:24:48 [Permalink]
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Skeptic Friends:
If sits, nerd pecks. (That's the way I start typing, anyway.)
Sects fried pink. (Like clockwork here, each and every day.)
ID sect serf pink. (With embarrassment, after the damned Creationist lackey is mauled in a forum.)
Pick finest reds. (Where is our Wine forum?)
Picks red, feints. (We need that forum, because oenological decisions can be so emotionally taxing.)
Sick friend's pet. (Nice of us to do pet-sitting, isn't it?)
Pert, sick fiends. (At least we're pert.)
Ticks find peers. (Now, that's a real insult.)
Stickpins freed. (A nice service to offer, but rarely needed.)
Crisp-fisted Ken. (We call him in when we need a bouncer.)
Script feeds ink. (Our exclusive Java utility, useful if you need to empty your printer's ink cartridge.)
PC seeds kin rift. (That's what happens when you spend too much time here.)
Feed kin CRT, piss. (An admittedly extreme suggestion about what to do if they don't like it.)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 20:52:54 [Permalink]
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Freemasonry
(A hot topic in these fora of late, thanks to verlch's Nazi-inspired conspiracy ravings.)
Rosy Freeman. (There's the Rosicrucian connection.)
Foamer Syren. (Venus, the siren-goddess born of sea-foam. Another hint of Masonry's pagan roots.)
Nosey framer. (The framers of the US Constitution included many Masons. They were also busybodies.)
Yes, fear morn. (Look out, here comes the New World Order!)
My Nero safer. (Yes, they would say their Masonic tyrants are superior.)
Faery sermon. (They dare mock preachers as tellers of fairy tales!)
Any more serf? (They are always looking for slavish recruits.)
My snarer foe. (Don't walk into their trap!)
Sear me, fry on. (An arcane reference to either a cannibalistic or branding ritual.)
Men for years. (No women or kids allowed in this club.)
More rye fans. (Many Masons drink a lot.)
Eye on far Mrs. (When away at a Masonic convention, other Masons keep an eye on your wife.)
Am one's ferry. (A pagan, classical reference again, to Charon's ferry over the River Stix.)
Sorry, man: fee. (What Charon asks for his services.)
No army frees. (Don't expect liberty, after the NWO conquers.)
Reef my SONAR. (And kerjuggle my timbers. The Masons have a Navy, too.)
Reform as yen. (Masons want to change everything.)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 22:44:44 [Permalink]
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Geoge W. Bush:
Be sow hugger. (An insulting reference to the First Lady.
U.S. grew be hog. (Parts of it did, anyway.)
Ow! He buggers! (Tell me about it!)
We go beg Rush. (Don't expect Limbaugh to help.)
Rubes who egg. (Hicks elected him, and they egged him on.)
Hugs Web ogre. (This must refer to some pro-Bush blogger.)
He grew us bog. (Right in New Orleans, yes.)
He grew bogus. (A very long time ago, actually.)
He grubs, we go. (He's now grubbing about for "wedge" issues, like that anti-gay Constitutional amendment, but his support flees anyway.)
Where bugs go. (He attracts parasites like crooked lobbyists.)
W., he bugs Gore.
Gore, he bugs W. (Someone else posted these last two, I think.)
Bush wore egg. (He still has plenty on his face.)
Bush ego grew. (Hard to imagine it being able to grow, but it has.)
Grew huge S.O.B. (Again, a long time ago.)
Where go bugs? (Gone with the wind, along with the rest of the environment.)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 13:42:51 [Permalink]
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There seems to be little interest here anymore. So I asked the Internet Anagram Server, "Is anyone reading this?"
A yearned insight? No.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2006 : 13:16:31 [Permalink]
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Special Post for 6/6/06
How to spot the ANTICHRIST
we know it AINT CHRIST
he/she will be a THIN RACIST
and will make the TITANS RICH
This is proof that the proper letters can make perfect anagrams, I didnt even make it through half the list for DAMIEN THORNE,
My OMEN IN HATRED or the IN THREAD OMEN,
He is the HEIR NOT NAMED, the OMNI ADHERANT, the DEMON IN EARTH, the HORNED INMATE, master of the NETHER DOMAIN, spawn of the HORNET MAIDEN, the NINE TOED HARM with TEN RHODAMINE*. He will appear at the DOME IN TEHRAN and with his DEMONIAN RHET** he will create ONE EARTH MIND. With his NITE MEN HORDE, the IRON DEATH MEN who are cursed with HORN DEMENTIA he will proclaim "Love me, THEN ORDAIN ME! To the faithful I say DAMN THEIR EON, our time has come!"
Rhet: is the art of slick talking
Rhodamine: red eyes
Bonus
I DENT MENORAH
HINT, READ OMEN
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2006 : 13:31:16 [Permalink]
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Wonderful discoveries, Big Papa! Scary stuff, indeed.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2006 : 17:24:51 [Permalink]
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"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/05/2006 : 18:41:51 [Permalink]
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We do this silly, laborious stuff just for fun, but it's laughable to remember that some people do it with the idea it actually has some deep, mystical significance!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 10:12:30 [Permalink]
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Man stupid writers didnt spell Thorn with an e at the end, of course I didnt bother to look before I made that Omen, oh well.
MEANING OF LIFE,
IF FEMALE, GIN: ON.
FINE MEAL OF GIN |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 13:52:59 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Man stupid writers didnt spell Thorn with an e at the end, of course I didnt bother to look before I made that Omen, oh well.
MEANING OF LIFE,
IF FEMALE, GIN: ON.
FINE MEAL OF GIN
Love 'em Big Papa! Know what you mean about the near misses. I've been secretly shuddering, thinking someone will find some error in my own anagrams, as though that would be tragic. I worry particularly since I often rearrange the word order (and sometimes the letter order within words) mentally when I real the computer output. I'm bound to get sloppy. And I've already had to make corrections after posting 'em.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 16:05:05 [Permalink]
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This one's for L. Ron Hubbard.
Hubbard lorn,
bald. Rub horn.
Ron had blurb;
hard-on blurb.
Oh, darn blurb!
L. Ron hard, bub,
darn blurb ho.
Born bad. Hurl!
Hurl drab nob!
Hard lob, burn!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2006 : 09:01:57 [Permalink]
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1.
Scientology
Isn't ecology,
Sinology, etc.
(Go noisily, etc.
O, so lying, etc.)
I only go sect.
Cloying toes,
Stoney logic,
Logic yens to ...
(Yes, not logic.
Cons get oily.)
Scientology:
Goys clone it?
"Clog yon site,
Cost ye login!"
(Yes, into clog;
Once lit goys'
Nice log toys.)
2.
Got nosy lice?
I gets colony.
Lice: nog-toys.
Yes, cling, too.
So: Coy Nit Gel!
3.
Scent go oily,
I sly, gone cot.
Yes, I long cot.
Nice to go, sly.
Yes, Gil on cot.
Cot leg noisy?
Yes, "cot-lingo"!
Yon stoic leg,
It's no coy leg!
Leg is not coy;
Sonic leg toy!
4.
NYC: Lies to go.
NYC: Lot is ego,
NYC: Lose it, go!
I log NYC toes.
Coy nite logs,
Cosy night log.
I go NYC, stole.
Coy, stole gin,
Got Coney isl.
(I get NYC, Oslo.)
5.
Got "coy" lines,
Go enlist "C-O-Y"
Let's go coyin'!:
I ogle no cyst.
Legit son coy,
Get on cosily.
Loins get coy.
6.
Icy snoot gel!
Long ice toys.
O, long, icy set.
O, NYC ogles it!
City ogles on,
Ogle icy snot!
(O, so legit, NYC?
Ogle isn't coy.)
***
Free bonus: Unincorporated "Scientology" leftovers.
Make yer own damned, anagrammed free-verse!
I, solo cygnet.
Yet sign loco.
I gone costly.
Yes, go in, colt.
Oil goest NYC.
Go tie sly con.
Yeti cons log.
Yet I slog con.
I let goys con.
Itsy coon leg.
Ye gilt coons.
Sic leg on toy.
Single Toy Co.
NYC Go-set oil.
Clogs on Yeti.
Yon cog islet.
Lose tiny cog.
Goys coil net.
Ten goys coil.
Loy's ice tong.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2006 : 02:05:27 [Permalink]
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Charles Darwin
1.
Cardinal Shrew
ran, scrawled, "Hi!"
Warns heraldic
lad, "Archers win!
An archer's wild!"
Herald win scar.
(Calenders whir...)
2.
"Clasher" Darwin!
"Claws" Reinhard!
[Warn: Dire clash!]
"Dr., win a clasher,
Charles, inward,
reach DNA swirl,
Search in law, Dr."
(Search ran wild.)
"Dr.! His war lance!"
(Darn, his clawer!)
"Hand clawer, Sir!
Cane hard, swirl!"
Rad cane whirls,
Clash ran weird.
Raw, red in clash,
clash wear Dr. in.
Clasher: "I drawn?
Has Dr. clear win?"
"A win, Dr. Charles!
'S clear, hard win!"
(Calenders whir...)
3.
A dancer whirls.
Ah, swirl, dancer!
(Calenders whir...)
4.
Chad lairs wren,
Arch laid wrens.
(Hairs clad wren;
scald wren hair.)
Arch riled swan.
Arch lards, "We in!"
Arch nears wild:
Rich wren salad.
(DNA slaw richer.)
Aldrich answer
(Aldrich as wren):
"Rascal hid wren!"
Chad: "Wren's liar!"
Arch snarl wide.
Arch warns, "Lied!"
Arch wails, "Nerd!"
(Dr. Lien saw Arch.)
(Calenders whir...)
5.
Ranch liars wed,
sired ranch law.
"We rich lads ran,
draws lean rich."
ID: Rancher's law,
and law's richer.
A law, rich nerds!
Her rancid laws.
Lends rich a war,
idle ranch wars.
Ranch was riled.
"Can law herd, Sir?"
(Calenders whir...)
6.
Harlan: "Screw ID!"
(Rachael warns DI.)
"Ha!" Snarl DI crew.
(Calenders whir...)
7.
Narwals cried.
A herd crawls in,
wild, as ranchers'
drawls richen a
narwal's cider.
(Calenders whir...)
8.
Hi! Scarred lawn?
Red lawn chairs?
Acid lawns, Herr?
Dr.? Sir? Each lawn...
Dr.? I reach lawns,
hew acrid snarl!
Hire Card Lawns:
lawn scar hider,
lawn cars hired.
(Calenders whir...)
Free "Charles Darwin" anagrammatical leftovers
Rid a Welsh narc
Raw as children.
Sad rhinal crew
Draws lean rich.
Hail, darn screw!
Darn, I screw Hal.
Handrail crews
Danes whirl car.
I herd lawn cars.
Can Harris weld?
Ranch-wear lids.
(alas, rid wrench)
a handrail screw
Reach DNA swirl
Ranch raid slew
Charred, saw nil.
A Crawler's hind.
Richland wears
her rancid laws
crawl, had risen.
Crawl! Darn, he is.
Crawl, earn dish.
Nadir: Welsh car
crash, draw line
Danish crawler.
Crawler dash in
Inwards, Rachael
Draw sin, Rachael.
Rachael, was Dr. in?
Chairs ran lewd.
Larch resin wad.
"Hi!" A nerd crawls.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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| Edited by - HalfMooner on 06/24/2006 02:10:02 |
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