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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:14:28 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
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And I'm retired, so my "waste" of time is pretty much my own beeswax.
True. Unless you post your beeswax on a public forum and then wait for comments that is.
That's a fair statement.
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[quote]Originally posted by HalfMooner
[quote]Not that it's my business, but have you signed yet up to drive trucks in Iraq, as Bush invited in his State of the Union speech, Bill?
Have you? You obviously have the time and you could pass out your atheism booklets at the same time. Your currently underachieving, HM.
Of course not, Bill. Because, unlike you, I do not support Bush's crazy "crusade." So when are you going, Bill?
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:15:27 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Chippewa
I remember fundies leaving Chick's goofy cartoon booklets from my high school days many years ago. I like the way your parody ends. (Wonder if Dr. Mabuse will dig it.)
It's a damn lie I say, a damned lie...
eh...
Well, if you forget the butt-freezing cold in the winter, Sweden is as close to heaven as you can get without being a theist. In fact, even if you are a theist, it will still be the closest thing to heaven you'll ever get.
And the part about depressions is another subject that requires critical thinking.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:18:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
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Originally posted by Chippewa
I remember fundies leaving Chick's goofy cartoon booklets from my high school days many years ago. I like the way your parody ends. (Wonder if Dr. Mabuse will dig it.)
It's a damn lie I say, a damned lie...
eh...
Well, if you forget the butt-freezing cold in the winter, Sweden is as close to heaven as you can get without being a theist. In fact, even if you are a theist, it will still be the closest thing to heaven you'll ever get.
And the part about depressions is another subject that requires critical thinking.
Great job, Halfmooner! I enjoyed it!
Thanks, Mab! I'll have to visit Sweden someday. Maybe in summer, if you have one. Glad to see you're not depressed today!
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:23:38 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
Why is it that HM's hobbies are to be mocked, BS?
Better yet, why is HM's hobbie to mock? And if he wants to dish it out then he better be able to take it. I am sure you have heard that old one before. |
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:28:38 [Permalink]
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i]Originally posted by HalfMooner[/i]
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Have you? You obviously have the time and you could pass out your atheism booklets at the same time. Your currently underachieving, HM.
Of course not, Bill. Because, unlike you, I do not support Bush's crazy "crusade." So when are you going, Bill?
I'll tell you what, as soon has you head over to the horn of Africa and start combating world hunger with your atheism booklets I will go drive a truck in Iraq. |
"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:44:03 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
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Have you? You obviously have the time and you could pass out your atheism booklets at the same time. Your currently underachieving, HM.
Of course not, Bill. Because, unlike you, I do not support Bush's crazy "crusade." So when are you going, Bill?
I'll tell you what, as soon has you head over to the horn of Africa and start combating world hunger with your atheism booklets I will go drive a truck in Iraq.
SFN is accessible in the Horn of Africa, so I already did as you suggested, Bill. However, I never suggested that handing out atheism tracts (and this was a mockery of a religious tract, Bill, not an atheist one) would combat word hunger. But if religion were gone from the Horn of Africa, the starvation would probably be manageable there.
Seems to me you're avoiding putting your convictions on the line in Iraq, Bill. That decision of yours should be morally independent of anything this old, crippled veteran might do. You afraid the Mission may not actually have been Accomplished over there, Bill? Certainly, if the President of the United States is inviting civilian volunteers to go there, it must be safe. Where is your Messiah now, Bill? Where are your brave, crusading convictions?
If it's a matter of expense, we could start a "Send Bill Scott to Baghdad" fund!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 14:46:51 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
Why is it that HM's hobbies are to be mocked, BS?
Better yet, why is HM's hobbie to mock? And if he wants to dish it out then he better be able to take it. I am sure you have heard that old one before.
You can mock my hobbies and me, too Bill, anytime. I'm enjoying this exchange!
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 15:17:37 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
Why is it that HM's hobbies are to be mocked, BS?
Better yet, why is HM's hobbie to mock? And if he wants to dish it out then he better be able to take it. I am sure you have heard that old one before.
I KNEW you'd screw this up. There are two things are issue: a) HM's hobby to use his computer to doctor images for fun, and b) the theme of atheism v. Christianity/religion. You attacked HM by implying that his hobby-- messing around on the computer-- is a waste of time. But when I pushed back asking what makes you think your hobbies are better, go defensive and suggest that you're just dishing things out as HM did. But you're not. HM didn't mock anyone for fishing, or building model cars, or collecting stamps. He satarized some juvenile Christian propoganda by turning it into faux-atheist propoganda. That's what he was dishing. YOU are dishing something else.
So the question remains: if HM has too much time on his hands, and if his hobby is such a waste of time, what is it that you do with your free time that's so fantastic and productive? |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 15:34:23 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
So the question remains: if HM has too much time on his hands, and if his hobby is such a waste of time, what is it that you do with your free time that's so fantastic and productive?
It'd be mighty funny if the answer is "I distribute Jack Chick tracts." |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 15:40:12 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
So the question remains: if HM has too much time on his hands, and if his hobby is such a waste of time, what is it that you do with your free time that's so fantastic and productive?
It'd be mighty funny if the answer is "I distribute Jack Chick tracts."
It's funny, because it's probably true!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 15:57:37 [Permalink]
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Bill, if you don't like to drive trucks, Chick Publications has Tracts in Arabic! You can get a bunch, then go door to door in Iraq, handing them out! That should make for an exhilarating five minutes.
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
2103 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 18:56:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
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SFN is accessible in the Horn of Africa, so I already did as you suggested, Bill.
Well then you failed, by your own admission. This might take a personal trip over.
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However, I never suggested that handing out atheism tracts (and this was a mockery of a religious tract, Bill, not an atheist one) would combat word hunger.
Your claim is that religion is the cause of hunger in the Horn of Africa. So obviously atheism is the solution to world hunger. You need to get over there with your tracts.
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But if religion were gone from the Horn of Africa, the starvation would probably be manageable there.
Manageable, I thought you said that religion was the cause?
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Seems to me you're avoiding putting your convictions on the line in Iraq, Bill. That decision of yours should be morally independent of anything this old, crippled veteran might do. You afraid the Mission may not actually have been Accomplished over there, Bill? Certainly, if the President of the United States is inviting civilian volunteers to go there, it must be safe. Where is your Messiah now, Bill? Where are your brave, crusading convictions?
Not me, dude. As I have said many times I supported the invasion and the search and destroy of any WMD's that we were told were still there. As I have also said many times that obviously the US military is not going to install a democracy where one is not wanted. As I have said many times before, I would have declared victory and begun my exit strategy a long time ago, were I in charge.
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If it's a matter of expense, we could start a "Send Bill Scott to Baghdad" fund!
Sure, I'll give you my PO Box and you can send the check over just as soon as you can.
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Bill, if you don't like to drive trucks, Chick Publications has Tracts in Arabic! You can get a bunch, then go door to door in Iraq, handing them out! That should make for an exhilarating five minutes.
Only if you go with me and hand out your atheism tracts right beside me, bet I last longer then you
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"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
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 Posted - 01/26/2007 : 19:18:05 [Permalink]
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Only if you go with me and hand out your atheism tracts right beside me, bet I last longer then you
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 20:03:37 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Boron10
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Only if you go with me and hand out your atheism tracts right beside me, bet I last longer then you
He's got you there, HalfMooner!
That he does. They'd murder an atheist even quicker than a fundy Christian. But the next round would go for the fundy.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 20:06:38 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
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SFN is accessible in the Horn of Africa, so I already did as you suggested, Bill.
Well then you failed, by your own admission. This might take a personal trip over.
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However, I never suggested that handing out atheism tracts (and this was a mockery of a religious tract, Bill, not an atheist one) would combat word hunger.
Your claim is that religion is the cause of hunger in the Horn of Africa. So obviously atheism is the solution to world hunger. You need to get over there with your tracts.
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But if religion were gone from the Horn of Africa, the starvation would probably be manageable there.
Manageable, I thought you said that religion was the cause?
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Seems to me you're avoiding putting your convictions on the line in Iraq, Bill. That decision of yours should be morally independent of anything this old, crippled veteran might do. You afraid the Mission may not actually have been Accomplished over there, Bill? Certainly, if the President of the United States is inviting civilian volunteers to go there, it must be safe. Where is your Messiah now, Bill? Where are your brave, crusading convictions?
Not me, dude. As I have said many times I supported the invasion and the search and destroy of any WMD's that we were told were still there. As I have also said many times that obviously the US military is not going to install a democracy where one is not wanted. As I have said many times before, I would have declared victory and begun my exit strategy a long time ago, were I in charge.
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If it's a matter of expense, we could start a "Send Bill Scott to Baghdad" fund!
Sure, I'll give you my PO Box and you can send the check over just as soon as you can.
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Bill, if you don't like to drive trucks, Chick Publications has Tracts in Arabic! You can get a bunch, then go door to door in Iraq, handing them out! That should make for an exhilarating five minutes.
Only if you go with me and hand out your atheism tracts right beside me, bet I last longer then you
I'm glad you have limits on your support of Bush, and in your religious zeal, when it goes against common sense in terms of staying alive. Maybe there's hope for you yet, Bill.
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