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Randy
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USA
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Posted - 01/26/2007 : 21:30:38 [Permalink]
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| Halfmooner for president! |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2007 : 21:52:27 [Permalink]
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As I've stated before, if nominated, I will not run, and if elected, I will not serve. (Still, an empty White House sounds better than what we've got...)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
 Posted - 01/27/2007 : 00:00:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Bill, if you don't like to drive trucks, Chick Publications has Tracts in Arabic! You can get a bunch, then go door to door in Iraq, handing them out! That should make for an exhilarating five minutes.
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Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson
[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 00:06:00 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
Not me, dude. As I have said many times I supported the invasion and the search and destroy of any WMD's that we were told were still there. As I have also said many times that obviously the US military is not going to install a democracy where one is not wanted. As I have said many times before, I would have declared victory and begun my exit strategy a long time ago, were I in charge.
So your bed time stories to make yourself feel better go beyond your sky-daddy then. If in a postion of leadership, you would just 'declare victory' or declare you are great and be done with it, no need for proof, support, or even an accomplished goal, just "I win!" |
Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson
[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.] |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 01:08:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Neurosis
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Originally posted by Bill scott
Not me, dude. As I have said many times I supported the invasion and the search and destroy of any WMD's that we were told were still there. As I have also said many times that obviously the US military is not going to install a democracy where one is not wanted. As I have said many times before, I would have declared victory and begun my exit strategy a long time ago, were I in charge.
So your bed time stories to make yourself feel better go beyond your sky-daddy then. If in a postion of leadership, you would just 'declare victory' or declare you are great and be done with it, no need for proof, support, or even an accomplished goal, just "I win!"
Hey, compared to the Bozo we've got now as President, I like Bill's style! Empty White House, Bill Scott, same difference. Either would be an improvement.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 07:22:28 [Permalink]
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| I, for one, am eagerly waiting for the beautiful day when I'm admitted in the Kingdom of Sweden. Sounds a lot more fun... |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 01/27/2007 : 07:51:06 [Permalink]
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Jack chick has long been a favorite of mine. Great parody, 'mooner!
Say, how come nobody ever mocks my hobbies?  Now my feelings are hurt.... 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 08:33:03 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Jack chick has long been a favorite of mine. Great parody, 'mooner!
Say, how come nobody ever mocks my hobbies? Now my feelings are hurt....
Thanks, Fil! Hey, I'll mock your hobby fer ya: Snakes! ('Nuff said.)
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 10:43:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Say, how come nobody ever mocks my hobbies?
Well, everyone knows about the homoeroticism of snake-handling (a cigar may sometimes be just a cigar, but a snake is always a penis), so mocking it is rather boring. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 17:21:24 [Permalink]
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Thank you very much, Ricky! When a project passes my "choking test" by making me laugh uncontrollably or spray coffee out of my nose as I'm working on it, then have high hopes. Though sometimes they pass this test, yet people don't find them funny. Then I just blame the problem on flaws in my own brain.
I do love to sprinkle unexpected non sequiturs into my humor. (Since I do the same when writing something serious, perhaps I should stick to humor.)
Ghost-writing for Dawkins was fun.
I love the Snakes on a Plane graphic! It makes it all so simple to understand.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2007 : 18:40:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Jack chick has long been a favorite of mine. Great parody, 'mooner!
Say, how come nobody ever mocks my hobbies? Now my feelings are hurt....
Because the cute cuddly pets you keep might object to us poking fun at their friend and feeder.
Plus, one of us might need a blood transfusion that contains high levels of several types of anti-venom. We wouldn't want to piss you off.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
2103 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2007 : 05:19:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Neurosis
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So your bed time stories to make yourself feel better go beyond your sky-daddy then.
Huh?
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your sky-daddy
Must everyone on this forum behave like a child?
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If in a postion of leadership, you would just 'declare victory' or declare you are great and be done with it, no need for proof, support, or even an accomplished goal, just "I win!"
The goal was accomplished, numb nuts. We took down Sadam once and for all. We destroyed what was left of any WMD program, mission accomplished and time to get out. I agree with Dave W, we were sold on taking out Sadam and WMD's as the mission. Not installing a working democracy using the US military. We have accomplished the military mission. If we weren't so bogged down with that crap we could have already done the same thing to Iran and been home by now.
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"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
2103 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2007 : 05:22:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
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I'm glad you have limits on your support of Bush,
Why wouldn't I? You're the one who supports a party by default. You have already demonstrated that on this forum.
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and in your religious zeal,
And what about your religious zeal, sir?
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when it goes against common sense in terms of staying alive.
As I have said many times on this forum, the initial invasion, all for it. Terminating Sadam, good job. Seek and Destroy any and all chances of ever having or making WMD's before leaving and then goodbye. Installing a democracy using the US military is a proven pipe dream.
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Maybe there's hope for you yet, Bill
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Maybe, but it's not coming from this forum.
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"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2007 : 08:08:34 [Permalink]
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No, no, no, I meant my other hobby: making bongs out of liquor bottles and writing sneering, in-your-face letters to John Ashcroft. I sign them, "Washington Irving." Sometimes, I sign them "Irving Washington." 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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What if Jack Chick were an atheist?: "Unholy Joe"
