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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 03/28/2007 : 13:00:44
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It's been years of breathless anticipation, and by the oval orchids of Occham, I'm not sure I can wait a whole lot longer!
Yes, AiG's marvelous Creation Museum will open very soon, and current expectations are that some 250,000 souls will be in attendance in the first year. This includes YECreationists, Intelligent Designerists, people with nothing better to do, and those who need a good laugh. Oh, I do hope I can afford to go! quote: PETERSBURG --Tyrannosaurus rex was a strict vegetarian, and lived with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
There were dinosaurs of every kind aboard Noah's ark. Some dinosaurs managed to hang around until just a few hundred years ago. The legend of St. George slaying the dragon? That probably was a dinosaur.
Exhibits showing all this and more will be at the Creation Museum, a $27 million religious showcase nearing completion in Northern Kentucky.
The museum, in Boone County near the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport, is being built by a non-profit group called Answers in Genesis. It is scheduled to open on Memorial Day. Museum and Northern Kentucky tourism officials are expecting it to be a boon to the region, bringing in at least 250,000 visitors in its first year.
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/28/2007 : 13:13:31 [Permalink]
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quote: When the Gallup Poll asked people about their views on the subject last March, 47 percent of Americans polled said that God created humans pretty much in their present form some time in the last 10,000 years. That belief was strongest among those with less education, regular churchgoers, people 65 and older, and Republicans.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEj3g5GOYA ^^ better evaluation of creation
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 03/28/2007 : 13:26:38 [Permalink]
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quote: Tyrannosaurus rex was a strict vegetarian,
Some people can't see the absurdity of such a statement. But good on them for actually making some claims that can be tested (something we will never find that ID will).
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 03:15:03 [Permalink]
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An overview of the situation -- it ain't pretty. quote: Creation "Science" Is the Christian Right's Trojan Horse Against Reason
By Chris Hedges, Truthdig. Posted March 28, 2007.
From California to Florida, a string of Creation "Science" museums are springing up across the country as part of the Christian Right's attempt to rewrite the past and make it conform to the Bible. Tools Before they seize power and establish a world according to their doctrines, totalitarian movements conjure up a lying world of consistency which is more adequate to the needs of the human mind than reality itself; in which, through sheer imagination, uprooted masses can feel at home and are spared the never-ending shocks which real life and real experiences deal to human beings and their expectations. The force possessed by totalitarian propaganda -- before the movements have the power to drop iron curtains to prevent anyone's disturbing, by the slightest reality, the gruesome quiet of an entirely imaginary world--lies in its ability to shut the masses off from the real world." -- Hannah Arendt, "The Origins of Totalitarianism"
In the middle of the lobby of the 50,000-square-foot Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky., a 20-foot waterfall tumbles. Two life-size figures of children with long black hair and in buckskin clothes play in the stream a few feet from two towering Tyrannosaurus Rex models that can move and roar. The museum, which cost $25 million to build and has a sea of black asphalt parking lots for school buses, has a scale model of Noah's ark that shows how Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into the three levels of the vessel--he loaded only baby dinosaurs. And on the wooden model, infant dinosaurs cavort with horses, giraffes, hippopotamuses, penguins and bears. There is an elaborate display of the Garden of Eden, where Adam and Eve, naked but strategically positioned so as not to display breasts or genitals, swim in a river as giant dinosaurs and lizards roam the banks.
Before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise, museum visitors are told, all of the dinosaurs were peaceable plant-eaters. The evidence is found in Genesis 1:30, where God gives "green herb" to every creature to eat. There were no predators. T-Rex had such big teeth, the museum explains, so it could open coconuts. Only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise did the dinosaurs start to eat flesh. And Adam's sin is a key component of the belief system, for in the eyes of many creationists, in order for Jesus' death to be meaningful it had to atone for Adam's first sin.
Emphasis and accompaning hysterical hilarity mine. Interesting how the two words are so closely related, yet with somewhat different meanings, isn't it?
The point is that these pious and imbecilic sideshows are cropping up everywhere. And like any of Pavlov's experimental subjects, the faithful and the easily led slobber over them.
Coconuts indeed!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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and Crypto-Communist!
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Edited by - filthy on 03/29/2007 03:33:41 |
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
238 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2007 : 03:42:43 [Permalink]
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what I wanna know is what did Venus fly traps and pitcher plants eat in the garden of Eden? Flying vegetables? Or is it ok if a plant eats meat? |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 03:47:46 [Permalink]
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That's just precious. I think we need to start humoring the Creationists as if they were slow children. I can just imagine T. Rex looking up into a palm tree and singing, "Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts"!
Also, note the un-Biblical nature of that scene with kids playing in water near a peaceful T. Rex. There were no kids in the Garden! It was an adult community. Ham is a heretic, burn him!
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pleco
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USA
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 05:27:30 [Permalink]
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I eagerly await the fossil discovery of a T. Rex with a coconut in its mouth and/or gut. Should happen about the same time the Devonian Bunny is found.
What a bunch of maroons. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2007 : 05:53:45 [Permalink]
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I wonder how many coconuts Sweet Sue could polish off in a meal...
.... and I wonder who they were.
If asked, Vegeta, they would probably tell you that the flytraps, pitchers and sundews (a personal favorite) were sinply more of the "green herb" and were eaten by Adam & Eve, or possibly smoked.
Y'know, they make it so easy it's no challenge. They leave themselves so wide open to ridicule that I wonder that they have any following at all, other than the terminally doltish. Sad...
I have simply got to see that (chortle) museum. I'll bet it's a real gas!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 06:27:52 [Permalink]
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Right so everyone else has to eat boring vegetables but the T-Rex is too good for God's green herb eh? He wants to eat coconuts does he? Is the green herb not good enough for the Tyrant Lizard? bah! I'm glad they're all dead. |
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pleco
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 07:14:26 [Permalink]
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I posit that coconuts, before The Fall, did not have a hard shell and were easy for Adam and Eve to eat. After they sinned, coconuts acquired the hard shell so it would be very difficult for humans to get at the good stuff. |
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 07:47:06 [Permalink]
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damn that Vengeful God, as if being mortal and having child birth pains wasn't enough |
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leoofno
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USA
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 08:26:41 [Permalink]
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Give God a break, He DID design the banana to be easy to hold and peal, and when people slip on the peal its funny. |
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pleco
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 08:46:03 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by leoofno
Give God a break, He DID design the banana to be easy to hold and peal, and when people slip on the peal its funny.
People did not slip until after the Fall.
You can't prove me wrong. |
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 09:28:13 [Permalink]
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Excellent! A museum of soon-to-be extinct ideas. Honestly. I like the idea. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 13:33:30 [Permalink]
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Notice that these museums aim their exhibits at young children? They hope to indoctrinate them young, when they are most capable of being overawed and brainwashed.
What these scumbags miss is that a lot of these kids will most vividly remember the animatronic dinosaurs, and read up on them in real science books. In many cases, the likes of Ham (and before he was jailed, Hovind) are actually creating future scientists and skeptics.
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pleco
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Posted - 03/29/2007 : 13:42:16 [Permalink]
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To be honest, don't most museums have kid-targeted sections? |
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