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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 04/23/2007 : 15:07:07
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YO: As a veteran radio music host (French for gray-haired deejay), I'd like to send this joke out to Beskeptigal for all the great work and research she has recently posted. This is for you 'Best Gal.'
>God addresses Al Gore: "Al, what do you believe?"
> Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was Your will
> that I not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
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> God thinks for a second and says, "I admire your humility. Come sit at
> my left."
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> God then addresses Bill Clinton:"Bill, what do you believe?"
> Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a
> grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
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> God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
> sit at my right."
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> God then calls on George W. Bush: "George, what do you believe?"
> Bush says: "I believe you're in my chair."
>
>
Orwellingly Yurz Sez: G. War, as usual, forever missing the freakin' point.
OY!
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"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan
The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty
"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde
"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus
"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus
"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde |
Edited by - Orwellingly Yurz on 04/23/2007 15:07:57
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G. War Missing The Point, Again
