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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 06/26/2007 : 12:53:31 [Permalink]
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Mandy: Aarrgh! Who are you?
Wise Man 1: We are three wise men.
Mandy: What?
Wise Man 2: We are three wise men.
Mandy: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Wise Man 3: We are astrologers.
Wise Man 2: We have come from the East.
Mandy: Is this some kind of joke?
Wise Man 1: We wish to praise the infant.
Wise Man 2: We must pay homage to him.
Mandy: Homage? You're drunk, it's disgusting! Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
Wise Man 1: No, no, we must see him.
Mandy: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
Wise Man 2: We were led by a star.
Mandy: Led by a bottle, more like. Get out!
Wise Man 3: We must see him. We have brought gifts.
Mandy: OUT!
Wise Men: Gold! Frankincense! Myrrh!
Mandy: Well, why didn't you say? He's over here.. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 15:08:31 [Permalink]
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Who you gonna call?
When nine hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not, hmm? (a bit rhetorical, perhaps)
What is the matrix?
Did you feed them after midnight? |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Robb
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 18:18:20 [Permalink]
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From one of my favorite movies
"Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
and
"Nice work, Bone Daddy!"
"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. - George Washington |
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GeeMack
SFN Regular
USA
1093 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 18:46:05 [Permalink]
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Mr. Dietrichson: What are you honking the horn for? (Double Indemnity)
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 06/27/2007 : 05:36:34 [Permalink]
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"Can it be... is it possible.... that we have created pure green?!"
Ok, it's not from a flick, but a favorite tv series of mine. But still.... 
Another'n: "Would you like to play cards, m'lord?"
And: "Did you tell him about the baby-eating Bishop of Barston-Wells?"
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 06:16:02 [Permalink]
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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
 Posted - 06/27/2007 : 06:30:29 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Ok, it's not from a flick, but a favorite tv series of mine. But still....
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I call you with "Did you include Aardvark?"
And raise you "Who's Lisa Yates?"
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 06:59:59 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Originally posted by filthy
Ok, it's not from a flick, but a favorite tv series of mine. But still....
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I call you with "Did you include Aardvark?"
And raise you "Who's Lisa Yates?"
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Lessee, Lisa "Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" Yates..... Tough one, that.
"Oh, you know her, then?"
"Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?"
"Black Satin, did you or did you not hold naked conversations with this man, known to you as The Great Grumbleduke?" (Lotta parephrase in that last one. Memory fades.)
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 14:29:31 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Originally posted by filthy
Ok, it's not from a flick, but a favorite tv series of mine. But still....
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I call you with "Did you include Aardvark?"
And raise you "Who's Lisa Yates?"
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Can't believe I actually got that straight away.
So, it we're including TV stuff:
Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 14:47:48 [Permalink]
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately?
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob! |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:13:06 [Permalink]
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Before "Don't Ask, Don't Tell":Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I'll just put that as a 'no'. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 17:26:39 [Permalink]
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| Dave, that was one cool movie... |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 18:43:52 [Permalink]
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| Mitch Henessey: What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 19:06:50 [Permalink]
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Ghostbusters:
What about the Twinkie?
Leviathan:
I never gave up hope for you. How are you?
(Answer: protagonist slugs corporate toady in the face)
Tombstone:
I'm dyin'. How are you?
Lake Placid:
Sherriff - You got a reciept, didn't you?
Betty White: This is where if I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it.
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka:
How'd he go to the bathroom with all that shit on?
Got change for a hunnerd?
Airplane:
What can you make of this weather report?
Aren't you Kareen Abdul Jabbar? My dad says you don't even try.
(Jabbar: grabs kid by the front of the shirt - You tell your old man to try to drag Lambier up and down the court for 40 minutes.)
Airplane II:
What? We don't have a bridge? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?
Top Secret:
Dejavu- Have we not met before, monsiour?
Animal House:
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
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What are the best questions in movies?
