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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 06:40:48 [Permalink]
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Trinity: What's he doing?
Morpheus: He's beginning to believe. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 06:42:14 [Permalink]
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Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Jake: THE BAND!
Reverend Cleophus James: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?
Elwood: What light?
Reverend Cleophus James: HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHT?
Jake: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
2418 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:07:58 [Permalink]
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"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?"
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:19:59 [Permalink]
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Thats a good one, Though I do believe its "Mirror, Mirror on the wall..."
Cant think of any good questions, but my favorite line is,
"Alright Col. Bat Guano, if that really is your name..." |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:26:28 [Permalink]
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| URg..CanT ResIst..."Dude, where's my car?" |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:30:58 [Permalink]
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I do not think about things that I.....do not think about.
(Response) Do you ever think about things that you DO think about?
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat?
Who's the midget?
Ahh..come on boys...i don't hear no singin. Why, when you was slaves, you sang like birds....come on... how about a good ol' nigger work song?
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:31:05 [Permalink]
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Here's some movie questions. (You should have no trouble with these if you love the classics.) 
Clue: SciFi:
"Hey Doc, is it male or female?"
Clue: SciFi:
"You know what my kids would say? Dig this crazy, mixed-up plumbing."
Clue: Adventure: (Two from the same film):
"Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow American to a meal?"
"Conscience. What a thing. If you believe you got a conscience it'll pester you to death. But if you don't believe you got one, what could it do t'ya?"
Clue: Funny movie:
"Wouldn't that get a little monotonous, just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?"
"Oh, mother, people get run over by trucks every day. Why can't something like that happen to Uncle Elwood?"
Clue: (You'll likely get these right away):
"Sendin' him a letter tellin' him he's fired with a $25,000 check in it. What kind of firing do you call that? You did send him a check for $25,000, didn't you?"
"I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?"
"Why, we're going to have some fine times together, really we are, Charles. Now, shall we shake hands? Oh, come, come, come, I'm not as frightening as all that, am I? Now, what do you say?"
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Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 07:58:09 [Permalink]
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| Clarence: You see George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to just throw it away? |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Rubicon95
Skeptic Friend
USA
220 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 08:21:04 [Permalink]
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Fifth Element, Fr Cornelius seeing 4 of Zorg's thugs.
"Weddings?"
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 08:22:43 [Permalink]
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Ulysses Everett McGill: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?
Tommy Johnson: Well, I wasn't usin' it. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 08:25:22 [Permalink]
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Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When?
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?! |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Rubicon95
Skeptic Friend
USA
220 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 09:38:53 [Permalink]
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For Dude
Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 09:58:17 [Permalink]
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| Mike Yanagita: So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson? |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2007 : 10:35:45 [Permalink]
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Austin Powers: "Who does Number Two work for?"
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2007 : 10:41:45 [Permalink]
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I don't watch enough movies to really get into this, but....
Anthony: "You've done this before, haven't you?"
The Blind Woodsman: "Hundreds of times. You might say it's my reason for being."
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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What are the best questions in movies?
