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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 07/20/2007 : 21:57:13
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VP to be Acting President During Bush Medical Procedure
WASHINGTON, DC, 20 July, 2007 (AN) -- Presidential spokesman Tony Snow announced today that President Bush will undergo a colonoscopy procedure this Saturday. During the period the President is under anesthesia, Vice President Cheney will take over as acting President under Constitutional provisions.
The medical procedure was ordered by a bipartisan delegation from Congress, as part of their search for an Iraq exit strategy. "For years, we were hoping the President would pull one out of there on his own. But since he hasn't, we're having a professional search conducted," said one Senator.
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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Posted - 07/20/2007 : 22:00:27 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
"For years, we were hoping the President would pull one out of there on his own. But since he hasn't, we're having a professional search conducted," said one Senator.
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That is hilarious!
Great line!
Did you come up with that?
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 22:04:52 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Originally posted by HalfMooner
"For years, we were hoping the President would pull one out of there on his own. But since he hasn't, we're having a professional search conducted," said one Senator.
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That is hilarious!
Great line!
Did you come up with that?
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Yeah, I just kinda pulled it out of my ass. Though I'm sure others have made the same joke by now.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Posted - 07/20/2007 : 22:42:25 [Permalink]
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The cranio-rectal inversion jokes have been fairly widespread.
Remember when Reagan got colon cancer, and then a few years later skin cancer on his nose? Yup. That was the result of an earlier Republican cranio-rectal inversion. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 23:02:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
The cranio-rectal inversion jokes have been fairly widespread.
Remember when Reagan got colon cancer, and then a few years later skin cancer on his nose? Yup. That was the result of an earlier Republican cranio-rectal inversion.
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I guess I can't really invent a joke, just retell it. But that's how all jokes are, right? I mean, right?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dave W.
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USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2007 : 23:47:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Well, there are only seven plots, after all.
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And probably three gags.
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Cheney to act as President
