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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 07/27/2007 : 05:17:06
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Since Im far too lazy to create anything with photoshop, perhaps someone around here will help me...
What I want is a parody of the Head On:Apply directly to the forehead product. Change the graphic on the box link So that it reads {Mor-on: apply directly to the forehead!} Only the aplicator would be a hand-gun with Mor-on written on the side!
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 06:00:47 [Permalink]
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| Legal reminder to morons, Do NOT try this at home, it is a parody! (That means a joke) Shooting yourself will only compound your lesser brain function. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 06:30:34 [Permalink]
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The problem I'm finding so far is that in the real ad, the woman's hand and arm are not in a good position for shooting herself. I'm now trying to find a substitute arm, hand, and pistol to paste in. Also, I think it would work better to change the lettering (MorOn to replace HeadOn) where it presently is, than to make tinier lettering on a pistol.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 06:38:12 [Permalink]
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It might be funnier if you can somehow convey that she is not actually pointing it to her forehead because she's not too bright.
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I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
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Robert Hunter
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 07:40:28 [Permalink]
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Of course, since this was BPS's idea, he has final approval. But I've now had a breakthrough, what with Gorgo's idea, and mine about the lettering. I think it's not only funnier, but easier this way:
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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| Edited by - HalfMooner on 07/27/2007 23:38:21 |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 07:54:57 [Permalink]
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| Rock ON! I love photoshop, thanks mooner. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 07/27/2007 : 07:59:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Rock ON! I love photoshop, thanks mooner.
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I'm delighted you liked it! You're most welcome.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 08:54:44 [Permalink]
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| Looks like yer now an expert. |
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2007 : 15:41:39 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Gorgo
Looks like yer now an expert.
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Thank you, but I'm not just using false modesty when I deny my expertise. I don't know how to use most of Photoshop's tools. Like so much I do in life, I do a few things that work, repeatedly. But, like most self-taught people, my knowledge is rather narrow, and scattered.
And thank you for the idea, Gorgo. Though I executed it in a somewhat different fashion than the one you suggested, the woman moronically holding the pistol by the barrel is inspired by your idea.
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Photoshop expert needed...
