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Orwellingly Yurz
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  20:25:31  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message  Reply with Quote


ON THE SANE PAGE WITH OY

(Washington, D.C.)---The U.S. Senate unanimously passed a non binding resolution today sanctioning the domestic arm of the Blackwater Corporation to Tase any member of MoveOn.Org who uses the sentence, “General Petraeous don't betray us,” in a public forum or publication.

MoveOn. Org is a political activist group that has come to significance, primarily, via the internet.

Vice President Dick Cheney expressed appreciation for “the foresight shown by the upper house of the U.S. Congress in attempting to curb such speech by dead-ender, troublemaker political organizations.”

Eli Pariser, the executive director of MoveOn.Org, was apprehended by a Blackwater swat team shortly after the vote. Blackwater is known as the most comprehensive professional military, law enforcement, security peacekeeping, and stability operations company in the world. (Source: Blackwater web site.) Blackwater is a private corporation, headquartered in South Carolina with a pending base to be built near the U.S.-Mexican border not far from San Diego, CA .

Mr. Pariser was Tased at his residence and then rendered to a unknown location somewhere on Earth. No charges were filed against the MoveOn leader, and his cell phone goes unanswered, according to Fox News Channel.

Vice President Cheney, the President of the Senate, indicated that, “although the resolution passed by all members is non binding, it's good government for this action, as well as the Tasing and rendition of Mr. Pariser. Respect for our men in the military is paramount, even though we don't provide them with the kind of care they need, on return, should they become a casualty in the Middle East Occupation for Oil that spreads democracy and freedom, whether Iraqis want it or not.”

OOOOOOHHHHHhhhhh, yes: OY.

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
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"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde

Edited by - Orwellingly Yurz on 09/21/2007 21:21:07

dv82matt
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  21:50:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send dv82matt a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Got a link or two?
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  22:19:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send JEROME DA GNOME a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There are so many hits, I can not comment.


What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  22:21:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send JEROME DA GNOME a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by dv82matt

Got a link or two?


SATIRE:

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

synonym see WIT




What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
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dv82matt
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  22:32:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send dv82matt a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME

Originally posted by dv82matt

Got a link or two?


SATIRE:

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

synonym see WIT

Doh!
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 09/21/2007 :  22:34:12   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send JEROME DA GNOME a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by dv82matt
Doh!


I hate it when that happens.

What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
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Orwellingly Yurz
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Posted - 09/23/2007 :  11:26:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Orwellingly Yurz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
YO: Sorry to those who wanted a link to this humor item. Here it is...

http://onthesanepage.blog.com/

OY!

"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith

If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan

The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty

"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde

"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus

"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus

"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde
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furshur
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Posted - 09/24/2007 :  10:47:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send furshur a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by dv82matt
Got a link or two?
SATIRE:
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

synonym see WIT


Doh!

Easy mistake, a helluva lot of what Bush and his cronies do seems like satire or something from the Twilight Zone.


If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know.
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