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ocheewah
Skeptic Friend
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 08:57:37
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You are driving a small car at a constant speed. To your immediate right is a sheer drop off. To your left is a fire engine traveling the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse that you can't seem to overtake. Behind you is a helicopter flying almost at ground level and pacing you. What can you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the freaking merry-go-round you drunken fool!
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Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 00:09:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
Actually, the fire engine would not be traveling the same speed, it would be going a bit slower.
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I'm not convinced. How did you deduce that he was talking about linear speed? I always assume people mean "radians per second" when they say "speed"
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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ocheewah
Skeptic Friend
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 05:05:26 [Permalink]
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This is what I love about this site. Even the silliest joke can spark the most unexpected conversation. |
Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 06:28:07 [Permalink]
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It's also the creepiest, nerdiest thing about the site.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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maledoro
Skeptic Friend
66 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 09:05:20 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring Linear Speed. I do not promote or suggest anyone killing you, but you are unfit to live on Earth.
Radial Speed is Bad Math LINEAR SPEED SHOWN HERE IS FAR SUPERIOR TO RADIAL SPEED. USE IT TO SAVE HUMANITY.
Ignore Linear Speed at your own peril, and of humanity. You have a god like brain - parallel opposite & analytical, wasted if you believe in RADIAL SPEED.
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That sounds like Mark from NJ.
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"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 14:32:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
Actually, the fire engine would not be traveling the same speed, it would be going a bit slower.
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It could also be travelling faster if the sheer drop was toward the center of the merry-go-round. ... ... Why you would want to build it that way, I don't know... ... ... It could also, for all intents and purposes, be travelling at the same speed if the diameter of the merry-go-round was really large.
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 16:30:41 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Hawks
...if the diameter of the merry-go-round was really large. | Or if, per the premise of the joke, you're drunk.
I'm still not sure that de- and re-constructing humor is one of the things with which we skeptics should be involved. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail) Evidently, I rock! Why not question something for a change? Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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ocheewah
Skeptic Friend
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2007 : 05:23:29 [Permalink]
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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ~Christopher Morley |
Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music. |
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