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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 10/06/2007 :  07:08:25  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
They are just so, well, innocent of clues. It's even possible to catagorize them. For example:

The Biblical Scholar
I think I'm going to become your new best friend. After reading some more of your web site, I assure you out of morbid curiosity. I came across some of your rules, this one stands out in particular.
possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65),

Pornographic material is acceptable, but associating with other faiths is "ungodly". Sir, I have read the bible from cover to cover, can you please tell me where pornographic material is acceptable? Isn't lust a sin ? I believe it is. And here are a few quotes directly from the bible. Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Heres another one for you. Galations 5:16 This I say then, walk in the spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. This one is even better. James 1:15, Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. So why would your widowed or single men need such material, but if not to commit a sin. You talk a lot about Leviticus, well here is a lovely verse from that book. Leviticus 19:18, Thou shall not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbors as thyself: I am lord. You sir are promoting hate by going after wiccans. I have turned you web site over to authorities, because if your website has any truth to it, and your seeking out wiccans and tying them to trees then clearly you and your congregation needs to be arrested. Your a gang operating under pretenses of a church. But I will pray for your uneducated, judgmental souls.
The English Major
no wonder nonbelievers don't like christians,and call us hatemongers,it;s and stupid! becouse you preach God hates sinners! which is not true.he (GOD) loves the lost ,and sent his only begottin son (Jesus Christ) to die on the cross for (OUR SINS) so that (WE) may have (ETERNAL LIFE). so i don;t care what you whitewashed modern-day pharisees think, it;s god;s job to judge not you,you guy;s are being verry (LEGALISTIC) and i think god will judge you all for that , my point of view is that your all on a verry slippery sloap,you can;t change the world ,and you should not condemned those who are lost.,I feal verry sorry for you all becouse you (ALL) are blind ,so let the blind fall into the ditch! asthe real said. read :matthew 15:14 ,luke 5:32 Preach this one on sunday!
The Suck-UP
I saw your site and would like to get involved in your church, but you don't seem to have your address posted on your website. It's probably best, seeing as a witch can read it. I assure you that I am saved. I would just like to serve your church in the way of getting rid of those witches. Please if I can be of any help let me know.

And finally, Short & Sweet
Just saw your website.
You will be in my prayers.

Galatians 6:7

Warm regards,
And warm regards to yo

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
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Posted - 10/06/2007 :  07:14:00   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Landover is such a good joke, some never get it. Gotta love it.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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