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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
529 Posts |
 Posted - 10/09/2007 : 12:34:22
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YO!
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Orwellingly Yurz asks: Can there be ANYONE who could disagree with this joke? OY!
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"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
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Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
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"We have Art in order not to die of life."
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Cannibal Restaurant
