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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 01/20/2008 : 06:10:05
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I found the following here. Other deities appear merely as pathetic stains on walls, or ugly burn patterns on toast. My faith is renewed.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 01/20/2008 : 06:45:31 [Permalink]
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Nadine.... Honey, is that you...?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2008 : 09:09:23 [Permalink]
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Okay, I give up, Fil. Reference, please?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2008 : 11:47:03 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Okay, I give up, Fil. Reference, please?
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Chuck Berry - Nadine
I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat
I thought I saw my future bride walking up the street
I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow down
I think i see her please let me off this bus
Nadine, honey is that you
Oh, nadine. honey, is that you
Seems like every time I see you darling you got something else to do
I saw her from the corner when she turned and doubled back
And started walking toward a coffee colored cadillac
I was pushin' through the crowd to get to where she's at
And I was campaign shouting like a southern diplomat
Downtown searching for her, looking all around.
Saw her getting in a yellow cab heading up town
I caught a loaded taxi, paid up everybody's tab
With a twenty dollar bill, told him catch that yellow cab
She move around like a wave of summer breeze
Go, driver, go, go, catch her balmy breeze
Moving thru the traffic like a mounted cavalier
Leaning out the taxi window trying to make her hear
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2008 : 16:16:57 [Permalink]
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Pastafarians, rejoice! (Photo)graphic proof of FSM!! Damn Creationists will have to go some to match this one!
Bobby Henderson better grab that pic and copywrite it before somebody else does. I expect the Hubble to come up with a high def image of an solar orbiting piece of Spode porcelain!
A Teapot in a Tempest!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2008 : 19:36:45 [Permalink]
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Filthy explained:
Chuck Berry - Nadine
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Thanks. I once was blind, but now can see.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/22/2008 : 13:47:32 [Permalink]
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Coincidentaly: The image is familiar: on the left, the reclining Adam, arm extended casually toward a bearded, robed figure on the right surrounded by an angelic host: Michaelangelo's The Creation of Adam, a fresco on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
God creates Adam.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster creates Adam
Recently, however, this famous image has been showing up (around the web and elsewhere) with God replaced by the “Flying Spaghetti Monster,” the creator deity of a parody religion (the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster). The Flying Spaghetti Monster is (allegedly) exactly what it sounds like: a large, hovering mass of spaghetti with meatballs and eyeballs that, according to this church, created the universe. The religion also has its own gospel, the 192-page-long Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, along with a modicum of satire doctrine (including ideas of heaven and hell and worship practices).
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A sure sign of the very best spoofs are not necessarily how seriously their targets take them, but their longevity. FSM is holding up quite well.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2008 : 06:51:02 [Permalink]
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And Spaghetti beget Rigatoni his firstborn, Fettuccine the second, Lasagne the third, and the sons of Rigatoni were Anelli, and Cannelloni, and Eliche, and Farfalle. These are the sons of Anelli, heads of families that dwelt in Pastonia, who were removed into Mt. Alfredo, and Linguini, and Macaroni, and Penne he removed them, and beget Ditalini, and Lumaconi. And Gemelli begot in the land of Ragu, after he sent away Lumache and Vermicelli his wives. And the Sons of Ditalini were Tigliarini, and Orecchiette and Cochiglie who built One and Led and its daughters. And Bucatini, and Tagliatelle were heads of their kindreds that dwelt in Pentola: these drove away the inhabitants of Hungary.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Flying Spaghetti Monster apparition
