|
|
|
The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
 Posted - 06/16/2001 : 10:03:53
|
I can't get this thought out of my head. We all get together on this, along with some of the regulars over on Psycho Dave's board, and other like-minded individuals, and... wait for it... sign up en masse for one of Dr. Dino's cruises.
I know he winds up making money, but just seeing the look on his face for a week might be worth it.
I'm ordering my wife to hide my chequebook...
|
|
|
rubysue
Skeptic Friend
USA
199 Posts |
 Posted - 06/16/2001 : 15:29:26 [Permalink]
|
Oooooh! You are positively evil!!! What a wild idea - Dr. Dino proudly ascends the lecture podium and is stunned to see that his audience is filled with smirking secularist evo's, ready with their Green River formation data and backup material from talkorigins.org and eager to blow him out of the water (no pun intended). Heeee, heeee, heeee! Would almost be worth lowering my cruising standards and taking his Carnival cruise.
By the way, if Dr. Dino and his apostles book a Carnival Cruise, can it really be called a "fun ship"?
rubysue
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
|
 |
|
|
Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 19:45:51 [Permalink]
|
quote:
By the way, if Dr. Dino and his apostles book a Carnival Cruise, can it really be called a "fun ship"?
It can if there is a large number of us following The Rat's idea, eh?
|
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 19:59:58 [Permalink]
|
Lot's of fun....
Ya think he'd jump overboard to get away from us infidels?
He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell! |
|
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 20:31:00 [Permalink]
|
[quote]
Ya think he'd jump overboard to get away from us infidels?
I'd happily hand him an anvil to help with the trip. 
Seriously, if something like that could be pulled off, it would be a classic. But how many spots are available for each trip? How many would have to sign up? Can you imagine if half the guests were skeptics, and half were fundies? Wow, that could get bloody. Usually my husband can hold me in check, but he just spent a year in the middle east, so his views on religeon are a little, well, thin right now.
You'd need at least 70% skeptics. The other 30% could shout, we'd smirk. (I do smirk very well)
Oh, and check Trish for weapons. Okay, me too.
Lisa
Chaos...Confusion...Destruction...My Work Here Is Done |
|
|
|
James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 20:40:15 [Permalink]
|
quote:
I'd happily hand him an anvil to help with the trip.
LOL!!!
Wonder if he'd like a new pair of concrete shoes...
"When nine humdred years old you reach, look as good you will not." -Master Yoda |
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 21:26:35 [Permalink]
|
quote:
Oh, and check Trish for weapons. Okay, me too.
Me, weapons? Please...but ignore the M-16 hanging out in my bag please...
If we got enough of us together and purchased the tickets under a *group* plan, wonder if that'd work...
He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell! |
|
|
|
Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2001 : 21:47:39 [Permalink]
|
Count me in, too, folks...I'd love to help take those fundies down a few notches.
quote:
Oh, and check Trish for weapons. Okay, me too.
{dirty old man mode: ON} And I get to pat the women down. {dom mode: OFF}
|
|
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 01:33:58 [Permalink]
|
Dang, it doesn't say what the max limit on the cruise is. Sounds kind of nice, we'd cruise to Puerto Vallarta and the price ain't bad. $939 pp for ocean view room. It's not till 2002, so we have plenty of time to stack the deck.
BTW, DOM, Trish and I really don't need weapons.
Lisa
Chaos...Confusion...Destruction...My Work Here Is Done |
|
|
|
bestonnet_00
Skeptic Friend
Australia
358 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 02:26:11 [Permalink]
|
Might be a good idea for us all to bring gas masks and some tear gas, just in case there are too many fundies.
Then it wouldn't be too hard to burn them at the stake, get them back (just make sure you don't notice any Uzi's I bring, M16 is too hard to conceal).
|
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 04:07:46 [Permalink]
|
quote:
Then it wouldn't be too hard to burn them at the stake, get them back (just make sure you don't notice any Uzi's I bring, M16 is too hard to conceal).
Touché (now if I knew how to put the accent on there...) Still that clip might not be enough to stop the fundies...
He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell! |
|
|
|
Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 14:57:57 [Permalink]
|
quote:
BTW, DOM, Trish and I really don't need weapons.
Lisa
I know, but it will be fun checking
|
|
|
|
Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 15:33:09 [Permalink]
|
quote:
I know, but it will be fun checking
You could always wind up with a few broken fingers too
He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell!
Edited by - Trish on 06/17/2001 15:33:47 |
|
|
|
Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 15:38:09 [Permalink]
|
quote:
You could always wind up with a few broken fingers too
point taken...but it would be a small price to pay
|
|
|
|
bestonnet_00
Skeptic Friend
Australia
358 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 02:42:39 [Permalink]
|
quote:
You could always wind up with a few broken fingers too
Not if tear gas is used, good luck resisting then.
Anyway, about not having enough ammo, I don't like the idea of trying to carry 1000 magazines, maybe I should just try to conceal an FN MAG and a couple of belts.
Everyone bring a belt-fed machine gun.
Now I just hope no one from law enforcement is in here, don't want anyone charged with conspiracy to kill heaps of people (aka murder).
The fact that they deserve to find out if their afterlife truly exists doesn't really matter to the law, only that it was done without the government saying we could do it.
|
|
|
|
Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 19:24:26 [Permalink]
|
There's a group we've forgotten about, who will have it worse than anyone. I mean, you and I decided to go, it's our decision, right? What about the ship's employees? Waiting on people hand and foot, just trying to make a living, and suddenly they find themselves trapped with these yo-yos for a week to ten days. Wonder how many will call in sick?
Lisa
Chaos...Confusion...Destruction...My Work Here Is Done |
|
|
 |
|
Topic Locked
