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Xev
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USA
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 Posted - 05/22/2002 : 08:25:28 [Permalink]
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Thanks James, you're so sweet.
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Antie
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 05/22/2002 : 13:44:06 [Permalink]
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I think he's talking about how straw men evolved.
That's about right.
It looks like we have a Creationist version of Piper.
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Supercharts
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 07:57:01 [Permalink]
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Man did not come from monkey, man came directly from God, created in His image
Kacey
Edited by - kacey on 05/21/2002 10:45:16
If this is true did God have a navel? Did He have a penis? Was He circumsized? Who cut His hair? What did God eat? Did He ever have to take a shit? If He did where did he do it? Does God have legs? If so what did He stand on? |
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James
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 09:28:00 [Permalink]
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Man did not come from monkey, man came directly from God, created in His image
Kacey
Edited by - kacey on 05/21/2002 10:45:16
If this is true did God have a navel? Did He have a penis? Was He circumsized? Who cut His hair? What did God eat? Did He ever have to take a shit? If He did where did he do it? Does God have legs? If so what did He stand on?
Ah, the eternal questions for which there are no answers...
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Wiley
Skeptic Friend
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 10:35:03 [Permalink]
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Man did not come from monkey, man came directly from God, created in His image
Kacey
Edited by - kacey on 05/21/2002 10:45:16
If this is true did God have a navel? Did He have a penis? Was He circumsized? Who cut His hair? What did God eat? Did He ever have to take a shit? If He did where did he do it? Does God have legs? If so what did He stand on?
I think y'all are misinterpreting "created in his image". "in", in this case, is not figurative, but literal. God saw his image in his reflection pool in the backyard and created man in this reflection pool.
As I see it, God wakes up the morning after the neighborhood picnic. It had gotten out of hand, again. "Oh me. Never again. Never again." Never mix beer and ambrosia.
His eyes open slowly. He sees nothing. "Oh shit, I drank myself blind." Wait a minute. "Let there be light," he booms, giving himself a splitting headache. Neither bright lights nor loud noises are good for an ambrosia hangover.
With the sun now up, he could survey the damage to his backyard. Gabriel and Michael were asleep under the ruins of a hammock. He thought about waking them, but they had such peaceful smiles. He laughed, asexual, my ass. Lucifer and his band were passed out their respective Harley's.
There's only one way to take the edge off an ambrosia hangover. So God went inside and mixed himself some ambrosia and tomato juice. The first sip seemed good, but his stomach deemed otherwise. He hurried to the bathroom and knelt before the toilet. He glimpsed his countenance staring back at him right before he puked.
Several heaves later, God wipes his mouth on the sleeve of his Oxford button down. "I don't remember eating that."
"Man, you look like Hell," says Lucifer as he walks into the bathroom, "and I should know." Lucifer, God bless him, reaches down pulls God's hair back from the toilet. "Hey, anything happen between you and that cute Jewish girl I saw you talkin' to?"
God groans. "I don't remember that either."
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2002 : 11:31:53 [Permalink]
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So God is a 'he', huh?
SEXIST PIGS! 
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Jesus
New Member
USA
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 14:09:15 [Permalink]
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God groans. "I don't remember that either." I was wondering if he raped her with a drug or by force ?
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gezzam
SFN Regular
Australia
751 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2002 : 14:55:47 [Permalink]
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From what I hear Stephen Jay Gould now knows the truth about evolution. God re-explained to him how He did it in six days. First hand.
I've been reading all your posts with some amusement (and reading the reply's with even greater amusement) and have decided to break my silence when I read this claptrap that you have written.
You are an absolute arsehole who seems to be unable to show the compassion that your God preaches. Comments like that make me sick and lower my opinion of mankind. You don't hold a candle to Stephen Gould you pathetic little man.
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Omega
Skeptic Friend
Denmark
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 16:30:08 [Permalink]
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A good reason society should be secular.
Xev, I know crap like that pisses you off. It should piss of any reasonable intelligent debater, who's used to reason and logic.
But by replying to Kacey's posts we're giving him exactly what he wants. Attention. Don't you think he knows that you'll spend time trying to bang some logic into his head? Ponder what kind of reason might work.
I suggest ignoring. It will annoy Kacey more than anything else any of us can do. For he has shown the non-existence of his own deity. No sentient being would create someone that stupid :)
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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 17:38:14 [Permalink]
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So God is a 'he', huh?
SEXIST PIGS!
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Well, "created in God's image" does sort of imply that.
Consider the human being. If an obvious DIY job by someone who wouldn't read the instructions or hire a professional doesn't imply a male mind, I don't know what does.
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
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gezzam
SFN Regular
Australia
751 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2002 : 18:41:50 [Permalink]
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Great, it's got an E-Mail address....
I can tell him what I really think.....
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 19:17:57 [Permalink]
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Speaking of whom, Kacey/Karl/KC, whodahell ever, seems to be conspicous by his absense today. Can it be that having his cover blown has sent him scuttling back into his hole like a frightened mouse? Will this saga have another chapter? If so, will it be an interesting one?
Stay tuned........
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"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
- Albert Einstein
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
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Posted - 05/23/2002 : 20:03:21 [Permalink]
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Hi, guys.
Man, a guy turns his back to get some work done around the farm, and misses everything!
I must say that I agree with Omega. Debating doesn't work.
The whole episode leads me to wonder again about the thought processes involved. First, how could one believe such claptrap? Second, how could one be so obtuse? Third, WHY would one be so obtuse?
Every time I run into someone like that, I shake my head in wonder.
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
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Posted - 05/24/2002 : 00:33:57 [Permalink]
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The whole episode leads me to wonder again about the thought processes involved. First, how could one believe such claptrap? Second, how could one be so obtuse? Third, WHY would one be so obtuse?
I always wonder how they (the fundies) can pledge their loyalty to such a tyrant.
(Remember in their fantasy world he's for real) Are they:
a) OK with the eternal torture of decent people? Then they are immoral.
b) Scared by the threat into submission? Then they are cowards.
c) Just incredible ignorant?
"God-as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to."
-- Johann Most
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