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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 06/12/2002 : 00:20:17 [Permalink]
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Btw, I was repeating these on PalTalk the other night. There's some dude in Austin named "Boogie" who wants to hunt us both down and kill us. I'd say it was a successful evening.
Just for that you get the last one early:
10. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 05:17:08 [Permalink]
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What's PalTalk?
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Badger
Skeptic Friend
Canada
257 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 21:36:22 [Permalink]
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What's green and hangs in trees?
Giraffe snot.
(the doc who fixed my knee told my daughter that one when we were in for a checkup.)
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 21:47:13 [Permalink]
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What's green and hangs in trees?
Giraffe snot.
(the doc who fixed my knee told my daughter that one when we were in for a checkup.).
Oh yuk! LOL, Are you sure you want to keep seeing that doctor.
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 21:49:20 [Permalink]
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Something fun to do in church:
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?" |
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2002 : 21:52:48 [Permalink]
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What's PalTalk?
No one seems to be answering you so I'll take a stab at it. I don't know. But probably some sort of chat room set up or Internet posting board. Maybe you have to pay for it!
Do I win a prize now?
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 08:12:23 [Permalink]
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There's an option to pay for it, but there's a free version. You can download it at PalTalk.com. Warning, this place is popup hell. I'm thinking about shelling out the 24 bucks just to get rid of the popups.
The JREFers have a room there, under the "adult" category. Things can get a little wild and wooly, but its fun. We've even had "cyber-parties". Don't ask. Lets just say that was the best two-day hangover I've had in a while.
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Wiley
Skeptic Friend
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Posted - 06/13/2002 : 12:26:17 [Permalink]
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Something fun to do in church:
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
In church? Oh, that is funny. I'll make sure to do that the next time they dray my atheistic ass to church.
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 16:21:49 [Permalink]
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There's an option to pay for it, but there's a free version. You can download it at PalTalk.com
LOL. Oh shit! That's funny. I was really only kidding, I never heard of it and didn't know what it was. I only said 'pay' because it reminded me of 'PayPal', the on line thing one uses to pay for stuff you buy. (And I don't know how that works either.)
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 16:56:20 [Permalink]
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There's an option to pay for it, but there's a free version. You can download it at PalTalk.com. Warning, this place is popup hell. I'm thinking about shelling out the 24 bucks just to get rid of the popups.
Lisa, your $24 would be better served to buy the pro version of http://www.adsubtract.com . I have it and have no pop-ups, ads, anything I pretty much don't want. Although, it is a bit over protective on the Java script. IMO, well worth the money.
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The JREFers have a room there, under the "adult" category. Things can get a little wild and wooly, but its fun. We've even had "cyber-parties". Don't ask. Lets just say that was the best two-day hangover I've had in a while.
I'm askin'! I'm askin'! I'd rather be surprised, anyway.
Where is it. Lisa? I downloaded their free version and couldn't find it. Even with the Adult ones showing.
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 17:18:35 [Permalink]
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The room doesn't show up if its not open. Sorry about that. Since the radio show starts soon, it will be open in a few minutes. Hell, I'll open it now.
It's under Meet New Friends after you've clicked on Show adult Groups. We're called Friends of James Randi.
Put SkepticLisa, FluffyMysticalLisa, and NutMagnetLisa on your pal list and pm me if you see me there.
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 20:49:02 [Permalink]
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Alright, thanks, Lisa.
*Item #234 on b-day list: Headphone w/microphone or just a microphone*
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Two more years...Two more years...Two more years...Two more years...Two more years...
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Snake
SFN Addict
USA
2511 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2002 : 21:16:26 [Permalink]
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Alright, thanks, Lisa.
*Item #234 on b-day list: Headphone w/microphone or just a microphone*
Alright guys, that's enough chit chat on here.
JOKES only!
Take it on the discussion folder.
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Hobbes
New Member
USA
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Posted - 06/15/2002 : 15:47:24 [Permalink]
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Check this out:
There were three explorers, one British, one French, and one New Yorker. One day they were all treking through darkest Africa when they were caught by a tribe of cannibalistic natives. They were brought before the chief who told them, "Ok, there's good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"
The British explorer says, "I'd like the bad news first."
The Chief says, "Ok, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to help build a canoe."
The New Yorker says, "Well that sucks, what's the good news?"
The Chief says, "You get to pick your manner of passing.
So the British explorer says, "A pistol for me please."
The Chief hands him a pistol, and the Brit says, "Long live the Queen," and blows his head off.
The Frenchman says, "I'll take ze poison."
The Chief hands him a vial of deadly poison, and he says, "Viva la France!" and drinks it, falling over dead.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork."
Puzzled, the Chief hands him a fork. The New Yorker immediately begins stabbing himself furiously all over his body, spraying blood in every direction. The Chief, horrified in spite of his cannibalistic nature, jumps back and shouts, "What are you doing???"
As he finishes bleeding out, the New Yorker says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"
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Hobbes
New Member
USA
34 Posts |
Posted - 06/15/2002 : 15:55:15 [Permalink]
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Oh yeah, and here's a groaner:
Two men were out fishing in a boat one day. One of the men accidentally drops his wallet overboard. After a cussing fit, he sits back down and resumes fishing. Suddenly, a carp surfaces, holding the wallet in its mouth. The ugly fish flips his head, tossing the wallet to another carp nearby, who in turn tosses it to another. After a few minutes, the slightly drunken fisherman turns to his companion and says.
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I'll be darned, I've never seen carp to carp walleting...
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