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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
 Posted - 11/30/2002 : 12:13:47
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He was at Hastings (for a limited time only I'm told.)
Nice, salvation for only 5.99$. Not too shabby I would say. 
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
 Posted - 11/30/2002 : 12:26:44 [Permalink]
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Does anyone else find this as utterly ridiculous (and humorous) as me? I mean, what does a kid do with a Jesus - The Action Figure doll?
He can't play with Barbie, cause he is too short. He can't play with G.I. Joe cause he's a pacifist. The Star Wars guys won't talk to him because every time they tell him to use the force, Jesus starts babbling on about his dad, and how you can't worship anything else or you will turn to the dark side.
Oh well, there's always firecrackers.  |
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2002 : 12:40:06 [Permalink]
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By the way, I just noticed the main page got spammed by my picure. Sorry about that.  |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 11/30/2002 : 12:52:03 [Permalink]
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Well, an enterprising kid could act out Bible stories with it. He could flog it, then nail it to a stick.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2002 : 14:20:56 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Well, an enterprising kid could act out Bible stories with it. He could flog it, then nail it to a stick.
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But he'd be very disappointed if he tried the walk on water bit. |
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2002 : 14:52:00 [Permalink]
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But he'd be very disappointed if he tried the walk on water bit.
It may be interesting to note that this particular action figure has "gliding action." (There are little rollers on the bottom of Jesus's feet.) So you really could go the extra mile of realism if you were so inclined.  |
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2002 : 15:12:39 [Permalink]
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salvation for only 5.99$.
That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2002 : 02:06:59 [Permalink]
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He could flog it, then nail it to a stick.
While chowing down on his bible bar--http://www.logia.net/
Here's to Jesus, the consummate capiltalist |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2002 : 11:14:54 [Permalink]
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Back To The Garden comes in individually packaged, complete meal servings. Nothing could be easier. Simply tear open a pouch, mix it in your favorite drink, and you've got yourself a fantastic Bible food meal or a satisfying in between snack.
.... Take a look at what it contains: barley grass, wheat grass, alfalfa grass, tomato concentrate, brown rice powder, broccoli, Jerusalem artichoke, spinach, celery, grapefruit, parsley, green pea, cabbage, kale, onion, pineapple, papaya, cranberry concentrate, garlic, apricot, beet juice powder, elderberry extract, grape skin extract, red wine extract, cayenne pepper, apple, orange, blueberry, whole grape, lemon/lime, plum, raspberry, strawberry, watermelon, cantaloupe, cherry, peach, pear, carrot, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, radish, leek/yellow pepper, aloe vera, flaxseed, myrrh resin, ginger root, hyssop, olive leaf, sage leaf, spearmint leaf, nettle leaf, oat straw, almond, black walnut, coriander seed, sunflower seed, fig, date, astragalus, acerola berry, oat bran.
Ugh...... I can't imagine what that tastes like.  |
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Hobbes
New Member
USA
34 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 10:51:24 [Permalink]
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| Hey, have you guys seen the "buddy Christ" from the movie Dogma? It's on sale at some Sam Goody's for a reasonable price. |
And Newton said, "y'= lim h->0 of [f(x+h)-f(x)]/[(x+h)-x], thus, Calculus was born, and Newton saw that it was good. |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 14:17:44 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Terryt88
He was at Hastings (for a limited time only I'm told.)
Nice, salvation for only 5.99$. Not too shabby I would say.
Well, if nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours. |
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Kaneda Kuonji
Skeptic Friend
USA
138 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 22:17:21 [Permalink]
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Reminds me of a prank I played on a Jehovah's witness once:
"HAVE YEW FOUND JAE-SUS?"
"Yes I have, and he's been eating me out of house and home. Look, I know he's been dead for over 2000 years, but isn't God supposed to feed you up there, I mean, really?"
*The Witness laughs nervously, and runs out the door* |
Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2002 : 23:34:35 [Permalink]
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| I bought a Jesus Action Figure for my girlfriend. We collect silly cool stuff. It's right here on my bookshelf. It comes with poseable arms and gliding action. Gliding action if very important. Lets see GI Joe do that! |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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Physiofly
Skeptic Friend
USA
90 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 09:47:13 [Permalink]
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Bible Bars are a highly effective appetite regulator based on the seven foods from the Book of Deuteronomy; Wheat, Barley, Honey, Olive Oil, Figs, Pomegranates and Grapes.
Damn, why not just call it "Christ's Colon Blow." |
"Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a
deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions." - Niccolo Machiavelli
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2002 : 14:55:43 [Permalink]
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Damn, why not just call it "Christ's Colon Blow."
And how many bowls of your regular breakfast cereal do you think you would have to eat to equal the total fiber goodness of Christ's Colon Blow??
I dunno, 2.....3?
Well, actually Bob, you would have to eat 1,347,926 bowls of your regular stuff to equal the colon cleansing power of Christ's Colon Bowl.
<Bob is now sitting on a huge pyrimid of boxes of his regular ceral.>
[Sorry this is a rip off of a Saturday Night Live skit, but your post made me think of it.  ] |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2002 : 20:29:07 [Permalink]
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Speaking of ripping off SNL, this one's sorta topical:
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy". |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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