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Espritch
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 12/08/2002 : 20:42:38 [Permalink]
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Well, an enterprising kid could act out Bible stories with it. He could flog it, then nail it to a stick.
Tie a bottle rocket to it and he can do a pretty good impression of that "ascending into heaven" thing. |
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2002 : 00:28:58 [Permalink]
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I Found Jesus!!
He's bound with electrical tape and stuffed in my trunk. I hit him with a shovel every so often to keep him unconscious. |
Nothing will keep us apart
we could kill them all
if our desire tore free
Our union is one, sweet, sinful Eve
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 12/09/2002 : 08:58:04 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Espritch
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Well, an enterprising kid could act out Bible stories with it. He could flog it, then nail it to a stick.
Tie a bottle rocket to it and he can do a pretty good impression of that "ascending into heaven" thing.
Nah, those D-class model rocket engines. Goes higher and makes a neater noise. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 03:32:25 [Permalink]
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We've now got a companion for our little Jesus doll.
http://www.talkingpresidents.com
It even comes with a couple of select Bushisms.
What's next---Oh, that's right, our personal Slick Willie doll. |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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Terryt88
Skeptic Friend
USA
120 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 08:00:41 [Permalink]
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We've now got a companion for our little Jesus doll.
And I thought I had seen it all..........
Thank you talkingpresidents.com; we are all now dumber for having read that. You are awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2002 : 08:42:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Tim
We've now got a companion for our little Jesus doll.
http://www.talkingpresidents.com
It even comes with a couple of select Bushisms.
What's next---Oh, that's right, our personal Slick Willie doll.
They already have that in the adult section under dildoes.
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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2002 : 22:22:38 [Permalink]
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Yes, but does it come with a cigar?  |
"The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole." -P.Z.Myers |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2002 : 08:12:02 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by ktesibios
Yes, but does it come with a cigar?
Yup. Inflatable intern is extra. |
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aredant
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Posted - 12/21/2002 : 05:51:07 [Permalink]
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| I got three of the "jesus" already from the Christburger down the street. I also have two "mary" a "cain" a "moab" and a "noah" and seven "jacobs". Any got a "amaziah" or a "Uzziah"? Someday I will collect all 3245! |
"nobody is a friend you don't know" |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 12/21/2002 : 12:31:20 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by aredant
I got three of the "jesus" already from the Christburger down the street. I also have two "mary" a "cain" a "moab" and a "noah" and seven "jacobs". Any got a "amaziah" or a "Uzziah"? Someday I will collect all 3245!
This opens an entire range of possibilities. For example:
"I got the "Lazarus" doll, but it fell apart. However, when I placed it next to the "Jesus" doll, it looked a lot better."
Speaking of "a Lot" - there are those "Lot and Wife" pepper and salt shakers.
Actually, if I were into collecting these, I'd go for "Greek Mythology Dolls" (modeled of course after the 1960s Hollywood concept,) i.e. "Athena" (a.k.a. Gina Lollobrigida) "Helen of Troy" (a.k.a. Bridget Bardot of Marseilles.) "Hercules" (Steve Reeves?) Jason and the Argonauts (with the boat!) |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 12/22/2002 : 05:50:02 [Permalink]
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This opens an entire range of possibilities.
I wonder if we can get some action figures from the Song of Solomon? |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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walt fristoe
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2003 : 11:42:05 [Permalink]
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| WWJB? (What would Jesus Buy?) |
"If God chose George Bus of all the people in the world, how good could God be?"
Bill Maher |
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Radar
New Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/21/2003 : 15:16:29 [Permalink]
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If Jesus got it on with Barbie and Sindy, would that be classed as the second coming? |
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
I spy with my little eye a UFO, Unattached fit object. |
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