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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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 Posted - 08/02/2004 : 16:40:00 [Permalink]
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Q: Is your cat fixed?
A: Only by the grace of Proposition 227.
Q: Who does one have to screw to get a drink around here? |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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welshdean
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
172 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2004 : 17:28:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by: Filthy
Q: Who does one have to screw to get a drink around here?
A: Martini, shaken, not stirred.
Q: Why isn't the past tense of 'fit' fat? |
"Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."
"I am America. I am the part you won't recognize, but get used to me. Black, confident, cocky. My name, not yours. My religion, not yours. My goals, my own. Get used to me."
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."
---- Muhammad Ali
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2004 : 19:38:50 [Permalink]
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Q: Why isn't the past tense of 'fit' fat?
A: It is, but Hitler was monorchid!
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2004 : 20:35:42 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
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Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
A: I think the apple has fallen far from the tree.
Q: Will you show me to a bathroom? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2004 : 02:15:00 [Permalink]
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Q: Will you show me to a bathroom?
A: I certainly will! But Ponce de Leon found The Fountain of Youth, for when he reached Flordia, he got practically no older.
Q: Is a chicken gizzard really a giblet?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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welshdean
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
172 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2004 : 17:25:31 [Permalink]
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Q: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
A: No becase they close half day on a Wednesday.
Q: How does a snow-plough driver get to work? |
"Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."
"I am America. I am the part you won't recognize, but get used to me. Black, confident, cocky. My name, not yours. My religion, not yours. My goals, my own. Get used to me."
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."
---- Muhammad Ali
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2004 : 17:48:51 [Permalink]
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Q: How does a snow-plough driver get to work?
A: A one-horse, open sleigh won't work in a tornado, but can be chopped up for stove kindling, afterward.
Q: Why is ground beef called hamburger when it's not made from ham?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 01:23:13 [Permalink]
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Q: If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
A: My strength is that of ten, for my heart is pure.
Q: Whaddaya mean you forgot where you left the keys?!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 06:58:23 [Permalink]
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Q: Whaddaya mean you forgot where you left the keys?!
A: No, on Thursdays it's one dollar rail drinks until ten.
Q: What's the last good book you've read? |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 10:13:55 [Permalink]
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Q: What's the last good book you've read?
A: Didn't have time...Thursday is my hair day.
Q: Do people with high IQ's shave more or less? |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 10:19:11 [Permalink]
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| Shouldn't the answer have some relation to the question. In the original post the answer would be taken as a very odd, but it does sort of answer the question. Apparently the person answering thought the best way to bait a bear is to remove one's socks. ?? |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
Infinitus est numerus stultorum |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 10:29:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by astropin
Shouldn't the answer have some relation to the question. In the original post the answer would be taken as a very odd, but it does sort of answer the question. Apparently the person answering thought the best way to bait a bear is to remove one's socks. ??
No. It's more like the answers one gets when debating with a fundie who claims direct divine communication.
It's answers that make you go, "Whaaaaa?"
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Q: Do people with high IQ's shave more or less?
A: 42, but it took 7.5 billion years to get that.
Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 10:50:11 [Permalink]
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Adam wrote:quote:
Shouldn't the answer have some relation to the question. In the original post the answer would be taken as a very odd, but it does sort of answer the question. Apparently the person answering thought the best way to bait a bear is to remove one's socks. ??
Actually, yes. The answer should indicate a "knowledge" of the subject of the question which is completely alien to that subject in reality. To use the original example, the answerer had a concept of bear baiting which apparently included - as a pre-requisite - the removal of one's socks. What he thought of as "bear baiting" was, it seems, something completely different from this.
No, simple non sequitors were not what I was aiming for. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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