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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
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Q: Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: My doctor said to much sugar will give me a migraine.
Q: What does "natural male enhancement" mean? |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 12:15:21 [Permalink]
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Q: What does "natural male enhancement" mean?
A: My internet server is limp.
Q: Does Brittany Spears smoke Camels?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2004 : 16:08:41 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Q: Does Brittany Spears smoke Camels?
A: Only if it hasn't curdled.
Q: What does a god say when it sneezes? |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 07:28:53 [Permalink]
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Q: What does a god say when it sneezes?
A: There is nothing funny about a loogie on the doorknob.
Q: Why are you pointing that pistol at me?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 10:34:53 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
A: It's my Second Amendment right.
Q: Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
A: Yes, but management squeezed out a puppy about it.
Q: Why is it those who know the least speak so much? |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 12:29:47 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
Q: Why is it those who know the least speak so much?
Because FDA regulations require listing all fat levels on packages of lunchmeat.
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 14:09:58 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Chippewa
[quote]Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
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But how do we really interpret the Constitution?
A: Easy, we form balls then flatten them, then organize them into old-fashioned floral patterns.
Q: Will you pull my finger? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 16:05:13 [Permalink]
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Q: Will you pull my finger?
A: Not until the peacock has been tweaked and tuned.
Q: Is the coast clear? |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 17:43:52 [Permalink]
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Q: Is the coast clear?
A: Yes, they have already jumped the shark.
Q: Where is Carmen Sandeigo?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 08/05/2004 : 22:09:45 [Permalink]
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Q: Where is Carmen Sandeigo?
A: It depends, was she able to keep in tune, or did she butcher the last song as badly as the song before?
Q: Which do you prefer, peaches, or apricots? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2004 : 21:46:24 [Permalink]
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Q: Which do you prefer, peaches, or apricots?
A: I don't follow Ladies' Softball.
Q: Will you drive me to the grocery store?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2004 : 02:59:03 [Permalink]
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Q: Will you drive me to the grocery store?
A: Yes, we'll drive down the Yellow Brick Road with that Dottie chick and watch the flying monkeys.
Q: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Wulfstan
New Member
USA
42 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2004 : 14:32:02 [Permalink]
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Q: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
A. I wouldn't believe crocodiles, they don't tell very good stories.
Q. Do you shut the bathroom door when nobody else is home?
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2004 : 20:08:39 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Wulfstan
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Q: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
A. I wouldn't believe crocodiles, they don't tell very good stories.
Q. Do you shut the bathroom door when nobody else is home?
A: Yes, I did run into the glass door and make a big smear.
Q: Does it float or sink? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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