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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 08/16/2004 : 05:42:31 [Permalink]
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A: If you don't get the english just right, you'll miss the shot and probably scratch.
Q: Why does gasoline taste so foul?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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satans_mom
Skeptic Friend
USA
148 Posts |
Posted - 08/22/2004 : 20:30:21 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
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Originally posted by filthy
Q: Why does gasoline taste so foul?
A: I think it was cooked too long.
(saw this on Family Guy, they are at a dog race)
Q: Dad, where are all the jockies?
A: They are in the laundry, I'm going without them today.
Q: If it actually took three licks to get to the center of a toostie pop, how thick would it have to be?
A: Spam.
Q: Do you smell that? |
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/23/2004 : 03:22:59 [Permalink]
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quote:
Q: Do you smell that?
A: 'Tis a foul wind indeed, that won't support a kite.
Q: When will skirt-chasing become an Olympic event?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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