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bjones
Skeptic Friend
Australia
82 Posts |
 Posted - 10/23/2001 : 03:35:14
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These are the awards that should never be repeated or achieved. Just check out this website.
http://www.ignobel.com
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
 Posted - 10/23/2001 : 09:14:04 [Permalink]
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I got a blank screen, bjones, when I clicked on your link. Are you sure it works?
Prayer is nothing more than "spiritual masturbation". -theatheistknight |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 09:20:21 [Permalink]
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ASTROPHYSICS
Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan, for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell. [REFERENCE: The March 31, 2001 television and Internet broadcast of the "Jack Van Impe Presents" program. (at about the 12 minute mark).]
Hmm, blackholes = hell
does that mean:
quasars = heaven?
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying." ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 09:28:27 [Permalink]
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quote:
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ASTROPHYSICS
Dr. Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan, for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell. [REFERENCE: The March 31, 2001 television and Internet broadcast of the "Jack Van Impe Presents" program. (at about the 12 minute mark).]
Hmm, blackholes = hell
does that mean:
quasars = heaven?
Well, if you consider being crushed and squeezed down into nothingness hell, yeah, I suppose. I highly doubt that quasars are heaven...although, in fundy minds...nevermind, I actually want to sleep tonight.
Prayer is nothing more than "spiritual masturbation". -theatheistknight |
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 09:29:21 [Permalink]
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Hmm, blackholes = hell
does that mean:
quasars = heaven?
Nah....it means van Impe = moron |
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bjones
Skeptic Friend
Australia
82 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 16:35:26 [Permalink]
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I got a blank screen, bjones, when I clicked on your link. Are you sure it works?
Prayer is nothing more than "spiritual masturbation". -theatheistknight
Works fime with mine, downloaded in seconds.
Try again.
bjones
Remember: When you die your philosophy dies with you
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 16:58:11 [Permalink]
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Nope, blank screen.
Lisa
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 18:07:35 [Permalink]
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quote:
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Hmm, blackholes = hell
does that mean:
quasars = heaven?
Nah....it means van Impe = moron
That'd work, too. 
Prayer is nothing more than "spiritual masturbation". -theatheistknight |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 10/23/2001 : 20:08:47 [Permalink]
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Hmm, blackholes = hell
does that mean:
quasars = heaven?
Nah....it means van Impe = moron
That'd work, too.
Prayer is nothing more than "spiritual masturbation". -theatheistknight
That's better than mine! 
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying." ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
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